Things that piss you off...

My arm hurts

Realising that with your flatmate away and your parents busy, you have no way to cook a proper dinner. Stupid arm!

Four Kings steak sandwhich ftw.

She'll need cutting assistance.

Also lack of $$$

No cutting or $$ required for 2 min noodles.

You do have to be able to open the packet though.

People who can't spell sandwich!

Spicey ramen challenge FTW!

People at work who somehow find it difficult to replace the bottle on the water cooler after emptying it.

Got dragged into the office upon arriving to work and was given a massive serve about the cooler being constantly empty and how it is (apparently) part of my role to ensure that others who drink from said cooler can remain suitably hydrated.

My reply of "well how on earth did you cope while I was on leave in Wellington for 10 weeks?" didnt seem to help.

C-Diddy at work

You dont know how true this actually is

Look and weep -

Hey Twuntford and Little - are you preparing a list of American sounding surnames for dairy farm buyers as well?

The perpetrators of the rape of a two and five year old in New Delhi.

Should hang them from the nearest lamp-post.

Hung, drawn and quarter would be a more appropriate sentence.

Phantom busses on the electronic displays at bus stops and the minging metlink website.

arse

FFA

20 fudgeing minutes on world cup rugby on TV1 news tonight, first 10 at the start and 10 more in the sports news. The U17's got 25 seconds.

Australians.

Especially those that own Westfield. And run the FFA.

(all the rest are generally pretty good).

The fudgeing FFA. Kicking us will hurt the league and by proxy their football.   Fudge those fudgeers.

FFFFA

people spraying deodorant around a gym changing room - just because I am standing in the general vicinity of you does not mean that I want to smell like your armpit you fudgeing wet-wipe.

People stealing my deodorant by standing too close to me when I'm spraying.

Waiting all day to hear about a job...that you get told you didn't get at 4:50pm.  

Yeah had that loads of times too. They love doing it at nearly 5pm on a Friday because they hope you won't be able to answer so they can just leave a message. Then if you want to call back to ask for any feedback or more info they have already gone home for the weekend and by Monday you can't be bothered.

Let the year long Andrew Saville and Hamish McKay severe wankfest begin. Think I might stay away from the TV for the next 6 months as this is going to be unbearable.

Went for a run at 5 when the  game was starting, I'd say only about 2 in 10 houses were up and awake to watch the final. Not saying people aren't waiting for replays and recordings but for a World Cup Final about to kick off you could hear a pin drop.

It is those smug smirks and condescending attitudes that really grates me. Those two have done more to put me off egg ball that even Keith Quinn and Grant Nisbet. ....Only just though.

Know what you mean. Don't know the first two, but Quinn and Nisbet used to get up my nose.

Teenaged Trick-or-Treaters.

A group of young teenage boys came to the door yesterday afternoon asking for lollies. I asked why I should bother given that they hadnt made any effort to dress up I got blank looks. I then said "ok then guys you have to earn your treats so do me a trick and disappear"

More silence. I gave them treats so they would get the fudge off my property.

In hindsight it would appear that I was tricked ?

that's the saddest thing i've ever read

I dislike trick or treat as a custom.

I had a small box of raisins for people like that. Then you're giving them something so they piss off, but it's not chocolate so they go away disappointed. 

Sheep Raisins?

I got fed up and offerred a fat kid a piece of fruit. Cheered me up a little after getting tricked. 

I really hope that I just did not really see Hamish McKay actually climax "live" on TV 3 sports news. He did look a bit uncomfortable but still had the smug smirk and condescending attitude.