Things that piss you off...

They actually have flavour Coops, not just the Licorace but the green and the yellow and the red have different flavours depending on the colour.

What a country, what incredible education and law enforcement systems:

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/sep/16/...

Well at least he has learned his lesson and will never take an invention to school again.

Do you know how to turn people against your nation?  Arrest a kid who brings a clock he worked his ass off to make to school.  I hope anyone who wore a watch that day was also arrested as movies have told me they can be bomb triggers too.

People whining about commentators. 

Haha you should've heard Trent Dilfer on MNF Football...now that is a terrible Commentator...

Do you rate Fred de Jong and his mate?

As in you think all commentators are great? Or you just find criticising them annoying?  Do you feel this way about whining about shark refs?

Eating nearly all of  a Terry's Chocolate Orange to help cope with the wee bubswho seem to have syncronised today!

Now we have finally settled them down and its my turn to try get some sleep but im fudgeing wired on sugar!

Quick wank whilst watching Hi-5 should do the trick

In Coops's case would that be a High 7?

f**king pipe burst at 4 in the f**king morning.

3 hours after I tell the landlord maintenance guy that its an issue a plumber calls to say he was just told.

Christmas decorations in September

Seriously? That's ridiculous.

...and imagine the poor bastards who have to go to work on Boxing Day to get the Easter displays up and Hot Cross buns baked.

Mike Dean officiating a football game.

Diego Costa.

Teehee the ol' Hi-5 low-five

Looks like the Ultimate Warrior is having one too in your avatar

Hahaha I don't think I want to know what he was watching.

rumor hadit Helwig appeared in a few 'films'.

He turned into a motivational speaker after wrestling. I exchanged a couple of emails with him but sadly lost them when my laptop died. Seemed quite a good guy from them. Sad that he died but he will always be The Ultimate Warrior! Loved to have seen him against The Rock.

Had heard that but pretty sure it was a busted myth!

Mute works great

Trying to watch Premiership games and RWC at stupid hours and then having to work and....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Andrew Saville and Hamish McKay having serious wankfests on their respective channels. I really hope the All Blacks lose their 1/4 final if just to shut these two cocks up.

Do you really think if the AB's lose those two will shut up?  They will wank about the AB's untill the day they die.

People that cant spell lose....

Oops

Ha!

Richard Dawkins.  What a twunt.

Expensive slow Hotel Wifi

Easiest way to solve this problem is go down to the lobby wgere the free wifi is and wank there

Getting arrested while just having a wank!

Peter Frederiksen. 

Bent

Spark Fibre ordered.

1. Install date given which I can't be there for, call to cancel and re-schedule with them.
2. Get a text confirming the OLD time
3. Call again, 2 hour wait so Tweet instead.
4. Tweet is replied to, confirmed time and new date for appointment.
5. No confirmation txt, but i have the Tweet DM, should be fine. 
6. Not fine. Organize someone to be at home and when I call Chorus to ask where the tech is, I get told there is no appointment in place.

What.the.actual.faaaark!!

Trying to do my jeans up with my left hand. (post surgery)

Video evidence? Might be worth a go on AFHV?

People that don't use apostrophes...