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over 13 years ago

F**kin JETSTAR !!!#@##*!

Bookings were high for the weekend due to the wearable arts thingy. So to get an affordable flight I booked to come down from Auckland at 4.50pm. Plenty of time to catch a quick beer at the "The Bar" and then head on down to the stadium.

You got it flight delayed for an hour and a half and finally arrive into Wellington 7.25pm

Raced to the stadium, by now 20mins into the game.

Friends, who had purchased a ticket for me, Txted to say they had left it at the VIP pick up.

By that stage VIP pick up was closed. Next stop security where the unclaimed tickets were kept. Mine wasn`t there.

Security were very nice but by the time it was sorted the second half was about to kick off.

So at least I saw the second Half. 

 Sunday back to Auckland on an 11.30am flight. This time delayed until 2.00pm

Apparently the pilot was suspended for breaking aviation rules when landing into Wellington and they had to fly in a replacement from Christchurch 

Finally get away closer to 2.30pm

What a f**ked up weekend

Still If I new it was going to guaranteed 3 points I would go through again.

Morale of the storey "DON`T FLY JETSTAR"

ahhhhhhh.......I feel a lot better now that I have got that off my chest !! 


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over 13 years ago

Feel for you UK Kiwi.  Jetstar only offer a price advantage over AirNZ - everything else is a distant fourth (despite there only being two airlines).

I only fly with them if there is absolutely no alternative - and while I have been fortunate to not have any problems I have seen their "customer service" first hand and it's really not pleasant, plus many of my colleagues have stories like yours.


"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 13 years ago


If for any reason I need to fly with Shitstar I always follow these rules:

1) Work out what time I need to arrive to be at my destination with plenty of time to spare

2) Find a suitable flight time that allows this to happen.

3) Book a flight exactly 24hrs earlier than the time you came up with in section 2!

 

Easy!

 

 

 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:


If for any reason I need to fly with Shitstar I always follow these rules:

1) Work out what time I need to arrive to be at my destination with plenty of time to spare

2) Find a suitable flight time that allows this to happen.

3) Book AirNZ, or if not possible call up G4L Transport Ltd.

4) Pants off at 80 mins!

 


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 13 years ago

Only time I have flown with Jetstar was from Oz to Auckland and for me it was great. Left on time,arrived on time and there were no problems at all.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 13 years ago
The guy Rylan off x factor uk repeatedly getting voted through even though he can't sing. Strange character though, keeping him for ratings. 

Fuck this stupid game

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over 13 years ago

Yeah,I would never cut it that fine with jetstar. They're constantly delayed. If I were to cut it that fine I think there is a ticket insurance where if you are Travelling for a sporting event,and a delay causes you to miss that event,you get some sort of refund. Though I imagine it'd be a hassling claiming the refund (knowing jetstar,nothing is simple). 


Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

All White "injuries" before WC qualifiers.

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over 13 years ago

UK Kiwi wrote:
......F**kin JETSTAR !!!#@##*!

.....Bookings were high for the weekend due to the wearable arts thingy. So to get an affordable flight I booked to come down from Auckland at 4.50pm. Plenty of time to catch a quick beer at the "The Bar" and then head on down to the stadium.

.......Finally get away closer to 2.30pm

.......Morale of the storey "DON`T FLY JETSTAR"

At least the cabin crew didn't think you were pregnant!!


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over 13 years ago

Wongo wrote:

UK Kiwi wrote:
......F**kin JETSTAR !!!#@##*!

.....Bookings were high for the weekend due to the wearable arts thingy. So to get an affordable flight I booked to come down from Auckland at 4.50pm. Plenty of time to catch a quick beer at the "The Bar" and then head on down to the stadium.

.......Finally get away closer to 2.30pm

.......Morale of the storey "DON`T FLY JETSTAR"

At least the cabin crew didn't think you were pregnant!!



Too embarrassed to mention that one !!    
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over 13 years ago

Next time, stop in Palmy and grab a flight with Gooner 4 Life Airways. C-Diddy swears by it.

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over 13 years ago

Pretty sure I've said it before: Men.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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over 13 years ago

Got your threads mixed up. 



Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

Hobbit-love (in The Two Towers and Return of the King) of the Baggins-Gamgee variety.

It just isn't right.



"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Hobbit-love (in The Two Towers and Return of the King) of the Baggins-Gamgee variety.

It just isn't right.



Baggins is Gamgee Style?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

I'd almost watch a mashup of that. Almost.

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over 13 years ago

Global roaming data charges ... wtf already? 

How am I meant to listen to the all whites game ... f@<{ers

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over 13 years ago

tommy_mac wrote:

Global roaming data charges ... wtf already? 

How am I meant to listen to the all whites game ... f@<{ers


Free WiFi Federation Square !

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 13 years ago

tommy_mac wrote:

I'd almost watch a mashup of that. Almost.


Elevator scene:
Gollum gyrating. Frodo lying down.

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over 13 years ago

Watching "Fair Go" which is always designed to be inflammatory, but the two stories involving councils - Dunedin for property boundaries and Auckland for traffic/bus lane tickets - really show the bureaucrats to be a bunch of tw@ts.


(Wgtn City Council - you aren't any better either)

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 13 years ago

Wongo wrote:
The Green Party & their members piss me off.  They think they're so self-righteous!!


Do people ever "think they're so self-righteous"?  Hmm...

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

dairyflat wrote:

Wongo wrote:
The Green Party & their members piss me off.  They think they're so self-righteous!!


Do people ever "think they're so self-righteous"?  Hmm...

Nothing wrong with green members !!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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over 13 years ago

Only if you're called David Banner.

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

 Paid parental leave

"Finance Minister Bill English is standing by his estimate of the cost of extending paid parental leave despite being contradicted by government officials"

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago


Having an epic runny arse!

:-(

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

dairyflat wrote:

Wongo wrote:
The Green Party & their members piss me off.  They think they're so self-righteous!!


Do people ever "think they're so self-righteous"?  Hmm...



politically motivated grammar pedants. you know what we think we meant after Lockwood told us what we said we think we meant maaaan! btw I know this is the hate thread- but I think politics needs more sweary Scottish bullies in prime time.



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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

martinb wrote:
Politically motivated grammar pedants. You know what we think we meant after Lockwood told us what we said we think we meant maaaan! By the way, I know this is the hate thread- but I think politics needs more sweary Scottish bullies in prime time.


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"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 13 years ago

 The commentators in the WBA City game

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over 13 years ago

Besart Berisha!

*ANGRY FACE*

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago


People who take their kids to Mitre 10 Mega on a public holiday. Do us all a favour and leave them locked in the car. You won't get in trouble for it as Mitre 10 Mega does not have Poker Machines so this behaviour is deemed acceptable there!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

martinb wrote:

politically motivated grammar pedants. you know what we think we meant after Lockwood told us what we said we think we meant maaaan! btw I know this is the hate thread- but I think politics needs more sweary Scottish bullies in prime time.




Great rant! 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

Junior82 wrote:
 
martinb wrote:
Politically motivated grammar pedants. You know what we think we meant after Lockwood told us what we said we think we meant maaaan! By the way, I know this is the hate thread- but I think politics needs more sweary Scottish bullies in prime time.


This post brought to you by the Librarians' Party of New Zealand/Aoteoroa.  
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GUFFAW! :)
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

 Lance Armstrong....   


I bought into the whole Lance thing. Even went and checked out some of the climbs on the Tour like Alpe d'Huez.


Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

This.


Why bother wasting time and internet space writing 'this.' when someone has already made the point? If you've nothing new to add to the conversation then don't bother.

Auckland City FC

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over 13 years ago

alireggae wrote:

This.


Why bother wasting time and internet space writing 'this.' when someone has already made the point? If you've nothing new to add to the conversation then don't bother.

+1







(deja vu much?)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 13 years ago

alireggae wrote:

This.


Why bother wasting time and internet space writing 'this.' when someone has already made the point? If you've nothing new to add to the conversation then don't bother.


This ^


Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

alireggae wrote:

This.


Why bother wasting time and internet space writing 'this.' when someone has already made the point? If you've nothing new to add to the conversation then don't bother.

Bump.

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

This... is why I was advocating for a '+1' button to be added to each post on the new forum software, so we could click it to say we agree with a post.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 13 years ago
robbwatson wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
ginger_eejit wrote:
aitkenmike wrote:
UberGunner wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
ginger_eejit wrote:
People who quote a message - and only add


"This"




What's the fecking point! - Drives me mental - when I only pop into the forum briefly during the day - look at a topic Ive posted on or been following - just to find the must recent update is somebody quoting the whole of an older message and adding:

"This"


STOP IT - It's useless, pointless and pisses me off.


This.
 
+1
 

QFT

Fixed
End of.


What they said
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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