things that rule

verbally.

Watson seems like a massive wanker, hope Jesse KO's him. Loved watching the CGW team give it to him. You know they must really hate him if they are to take it to that level, most journo's would leave it at a passing comment and move on but they didn't hold back. 

Walking from Owhiro Bay to Red Rocks yesterday. Weather was wet and wild. Some huge waves rolling in. About half way there a 4X4 passed us and stopped a bit further ahead. Kylie says "there's a board in there"... and sure enough when we catch up the 4X$ driver is getting into a wetsuit....   Conversation goes "water is about 12C and air temp is 10C so it'll feel ok in the water"...   Off he went. It was great watching. He was getting knocked about by some by serious waves.....  

Amazing. 

Ate a massive roast dinner for kai and was feeling a little disapointed that I couldn't fit any more in as I was pretty well stuffed, when about an hour or so later I had a dose of what can only be described as the most violent shites I have ever experienced.

Can fit in a roast beef and gravy sandwich now!!!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7144375/Archaeologists-in-mammoth-find

Except it should be paleontologists, not archaeologists.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jun/20/dudamel-bolivar-sistema-raploch-bignoise

Brilliant!

EURO - Le Tour - Olympics.

Win.

Finding the Higgs Boson.

Meh.  I've already got a couple in a jar in my kitchen.  I had three but dropped one and then couldn't find it on the carpet.  I think it got vacuumed up.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/shortcuts/2012/jul/10/john-terry-foul-language-football

The article that is.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/shortcuts/2012/jul/10/handbags-game-for-two-players

And this.

Weezer announcing a show at Vector Arena on 11 January. I've been waiting years to see these guys. Can't wait.

getting my black out the heart strip (alex smith) back from the framers, now to find a spot on the wall to hang it. it is way bigger than i had imagined but looks good.

Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the D-to-the-I-to-the-D-D-Y
know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly
I call all the shots
Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks
Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin now's
when all the ballin stops, nigga never
home got a chrome one and a yacht
Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop
Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours
and a team much stronger than yours, violate me
this'll be your day, we don't play
Mess around be D.O.A., be on your way
Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here
for you to shine here, deal with many women
but treat dimes fair, and I'm
bigger than the city lights down in Times Square
Yeah, yeah yeah

Minchelle Jenneke

<3

^

This

Tried looking for the fred with the old computers but the search function is majorly naff

Commodor 64 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19055707

ZX Spectrum http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17776666

BBC Micro http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15969065

(No TRS-80 but)

Andre Greipel's alpha as fuck quads

It's got to make your penis look a lot smaller - therefore not worth it.

He must get awful chafing as well. I cant see how cycling on a hot day is going to be pleasant with legs like that.

My new Black Sebastian Flute Forged Recurve Bow. Black and burn't orange. It looks f*cking awsome and shoots well too.

Just watching the Olympics and they are playing the Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love inside the stadium.

aww shucks...

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Stanley+riot+year+later+Kissing+couple+still+kissing/6765415/story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Good on ya Jonah: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7478656/Lomus-try-life-of-the-truly-poor

Chopper returning for a NZ tour in November.

I'm just listening to Blur's 'Parklive' album on Rdio - it was only recorded in Hyde Park on Sunday! (Aug 12).

New Order and The Specials were also on the bill. What a night that must have been.

aka "Things that scare the bejeebus out of you" http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/gallery/2012/aug/19/ten-best-doctor-who-villains

Silurians, Sea Devils, Ice Warriors and Autons desreve special mention.

But those Weeping Angels - makes me want to take a sledgehammer to every statue I see now (scary f*ckers).

Cybermen scared the shite out of me back when I was a kid.

Gangnam Style!

and 

Nouc mam style, Byuntae Style

Being drunk and reading the Yellow Fever forums!

Didn't you mean Being drunk and watching the Wallabies.

Lydia Ko!  You young legend!!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10829765

Ko has had a phenomenal year in 2012.

In January, she made international headlines when she won the New South Wales Open in Australia at 14 to become the youngest player to win a professional tour event. Before that she was the youngest champion of the Australian Amateur.

Just two weeks ago she was the first New Zealand player to win the US Amateur and the second youngest in history.

In any other year, Ko would likely be a shoo-in for the Sportswoman of the year at the Halberg Awards in 2013 but will face tough competition from Olympic gold medallists Lisa Carrington and Valerie Adams.*

Regardless, Ko has achieved something no other New Zealand golfer has. She will always be the first Kiwi golfer to win on the LPGA Tour and for now is the youngest champion in the tour's 62-year history.

*However this is a 15 y.o. we are talking about!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/golf/7555762/Lydia-Ko-must-be-NZ-sportswoman-of-the-year

Spot on Mr Fred! 

Some great twittering with the Essex lion event but now suspended:

@EssexLion (aka @EddEgg)

@TheEssexLion

Still going: @TheEssexLioness

Newly created: @MrEssexlion

The term "jibjab".

Murray, a caller speaking to Dean Butler on Radio Sport (around 06:30).

http://content.radionetwork.co.nz/weekondemand/radiosport/22245.mp3

Getting home from work & being able to mow the lawns, then have a couple of beers sitting outside & it's still not dark yet, must mean summer is on its way!!!!!!

It'll be his last.

Needs to pop his clogs by Dec 31, I stand to win $150 if he does.