Getting a day off school tomorrow for an English mock exam. Awesome waste of time!
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Getting rid of old computer stuff that don't work no more at E-day thus making room to buy new toys! yay
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That according to an email I just got, if I grow my penis three inches thicker, a girl will fall in love with me!
Do I just push really hard or something?
Critical_Lemon2009-09-16 13:15:39
Do I just push really hard or something?
Critical_Lemon2009-09-16 13:15:39
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That according to an email I just got, if I grow my penis three inches thicker, a girl will fall in love with me!
Do I just push really hard or something?
Do I just push really hard or something?
My girl would love it if my penis was three inches skinnier - having sex with me is like reverse birth
Cosimo2009-09-16 16:14:28I like tautologies because I like them.
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Surely reverse birth = death?
In which case that's a sentiment we can all agree on: sex with you is death.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Surely reverse birth = death?
In which case that's a sentiment we can all agree on: sex with you is death.
The French call orgasm "a little death" - with me, it's like ginormus death
I like tautologies because I like them.
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News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated 
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
Gangsta!2009-09-16 16:53:24
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News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
You were busy having a little death?
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
You were busy having a little death?
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talk about advertising food to get people to the game.
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Wellington Phoenix -
"I come for the doughnuts,but I stay for the heartbreaking equalisers!"
"I come for the doughnuts,but I stay for the heartbreaking equalisers!"
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going to the Yellow Fever site and on the front page is the baddest MF'er of all time, Miles Davis.
beyond cool team YF
beyond cool team YF
E's Flat Ah's Flat Too
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then sadly realizing it's the other Miles Davis
I shall put this trumpet away.
I shall put this trumpet away.
E's Flat Ah's Flat Too
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RYOS
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Gangsta!2009-09-24 11:10:42
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Gangsta!2009-09-24 11:10:42
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RYOS
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
That's great customer service. Many companies would've said "Oh well, sh*t happens" & would've left it at that. Or in your case, "Hey, wasn't our fault".
Good on ya RYOS!! 
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Physio's that say "...well you shouldn't play...but if you tape it you should be fine..." 
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Sue Bradford quit parliament today !!!
!!!
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Tuimato Sauce - rubbish beer but sublime sauce.
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Especially for FT: Customer Service!
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Noocastle Jest losing!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Going to watch the Nix play GCU in the sunny Gold Coast! 
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Nutella - specifically eating it out of the jar!
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Muscat getting to re-take his penalty, and knowing that somewhere C-Diddy is screaming at the TV.
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Not as much as Clive Palmer and Miron.
LOLs
LOLs
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Miron claiming that because Muscat very rarely misses penalties he shouldn't get another chance to take one, even if one of his players cheats.
Made me lol.Gangsta!2009-09-29 07:38:53
Made me lol.Gangsta!2009-09-29 07:38:53
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This rules all - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM8MT9QMyg4
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Akram.
The guy in the export 33 ad. Just staring, trying to get the joke. That is one very very funny man. He just stares! Aaaah Akram.
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When the library you work for buys the entire remastered Beatles back catalogue, and then leaves them on your desk, so you can be the first to borrow them. 
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Russian folk music.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Another Nix win.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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This season.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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hot girls who ride old bikes
I like tautologies because I like them.
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