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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Waterslide Karori.

Here is the match report from the fishbowl http://www.watersidekaroriafc.org.nz/show-report.asp?ID=136

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Jono Sole was replaced with James Trotter on 58 minutes after a brain explosion saw him lose his rag at Michael Greene using some extremely foul language."

This should be fun hearing Feverish's explanation...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

everyone who has played with Greene has had a "brain explosion" and lost their rag with him in their time.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

everyone who has played with Greene has had a "brain explosion" and lost their rag with him in their time.

.....and a few referees have as well!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wondering how Greenie manages to wind so many ppl up, he's always seemed like a nice enough chap?

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

theprof wrote:

Wondering how Greenie manages to wind so many ppl up, he's always seemed like a nice enough chap?

Because people don't pass him the ball enough.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

nice enough chap, but kind of brainless on the football field. The only player I know who will beat a player 4 times by his own corner flag when losing 1-0 and in injury time, instead of getting the ball forward. Also, cannot pass the ball unless he has done at least 2 cryuff turns no matter what position team mates are in.

Having said that, I cannot imagine Soley being upset about not getting the ball - he was always scared of it when I saw him play.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Is there any better way to start a day than getting stuck in to Greene ?

Surprised Granville hasn't mentioned the shocking display at Futsal Sunday night where he had to have a wee lie down after each run he made.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I played a handful of games with Soley......he's one of the last men i'd wanna p!ss off.

In saying that......Seniority rules......and Greenies bald patch is testament to that....luv ya pal!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

jeepers - im sorry I posted that match report now. Me and Jono love each other really. I just ran out of opposition players to shout at. The team made me change wings before he got dragged. I think it's kind of ironic when a team mate shouts at you not to shout at them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Seems to be a disturbing trend amongst the Fever moderators. Smithy has the running style of a fifty year old. Feverish has the stamina of a 50 year old. Hard News is a 50 year old.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

DKP22 wrote:

Seems to be a disturbing trend amongst the Fever moderators. Smithy has the running style of a fifty year old. Feverish has the stamina of a 50 year old. Hard News is a 50 year old.

And what is your comparision to a 50 yo DKP?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

DKP22 wrote:

Seems to be a disturbing trend amongst the Fever moderators. Smithy has the running style of a fifty year old. Feverish has the stamina of a 50 year old. Hard News is a 50 year old.

And what is your comparision to a 50 yo DKP?

Open All Hours was surely 50 years ago?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was thinking more along the lines of popping viagra pills like a 50yo

2ndBest2008-05-13 12:49:59

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And why would you think that?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm trying to cover my own inadequacies

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

First smarah stalking me at work, now 2ndBest enquiring as to my sexual performance.

This site is f**king weird.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

theprof wrote:

Wonderingï¿½how Greenie manages to wind so many ppl up, he's always seemed like a nice enough chap?

Sometimes if you won't pass to him he'll tackle you...

Normo's coming home

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

We don't cope with the favouritism, says Keinzley
06.05.2008
By Gary Caffell

Wairarapa United soccer coach Phil Keinzley doesn't think complacency was an issue for his side when they were beaten 2-1 by Waterside-Karori in their Capital Soccer premier division match played at the Pugh Sports Bowl in Masterton on Sunday.

The lack-lustre performance by Wairarapa United had some spectators suggesting the players did not have their minds on the job but Keinzley believes it was more a case of them failing to cope with public expectation on the home front.

And not for the first time this season either with an earlier 4-1 loss to Tawa at the Queen Elizabeth Park oval coming after a similar effort.

"I'm starting to think we don't cope with the favouritism tag too well, particularly when we are at home,"Keinzley said. "We don't play with near the same confidence as usual under those circumstances, it's like everybody freezes because of what is expected of them."

Keinzley freely concedes Wairarapa United were fortunate to come out of Sunday's match with only a goal separating the two sides.

He said that if marks out of 10 had been given Waterside-Karori would probably have got an eight with Wairarapa United struggling to get above three.

"They (Waterside-Karori) would have to the best team we have struck so far this season, they defended well and they attacked well," he said. "They were just so much more efficient than us it wasn't funny.We could have had no complaints had they won by four or five goals.""

Keinzley was so impressed by Waterside-Karori in fact that he has labelled them as favourites for the premier division title, a somewhat surprising assessment at face value when you consider Wairarapa United hammered them by five goals in a Hilton Petone pre-season tournament match.

But not so difficult to understand when you consider their current combination is rather different to what it was then.

"They are a lot tighter at the back now and their midfield has been strengthened too, they are a formidable unit " he said. "They haven't lost a competition game yet and it's going to take a big effort to knock them off."

Keinzley said there were few aspects of the Wairarapa United effort on Sunday which satisfied him although the solidness of goalkeeper Matt Borren was a definite plus. "He will probably look back and say he should have done better when one of the goals was scored but he pulled off a number of excellent saves, he was our player of the match by a long way," Keinzley said.

The enthusiasm shown by a couple of youngsters in Koto Maeno and Anton Ross when they came off the bench late in the second half also pleased Keinzley, so much so he is seriously considering making changes to the starting XI for the next premier division match against Upper Hutt at Upper Hutt on Saturday.

Without wanting to stir or anything, well ok I do, it seems to have gone very quiet over the Rimutakas.

Greeny, no Rapa Times Age articles this week??

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

gerry atrix wrote:

Feverish wrote:

Without wanting to stir or anything, well ok I do, it seems to have gone very quiet over the Rimutakas.

Greeny, no Rapa Times Age articles this week??

ha yeah i had a look last night actually and thought the same thing . Seems like it has gone quiet

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

gerry atrix wrote:

Feverish wrote:

Without wanting to stir or anything, well ok I do, it seems to have gone very quiet over the Rimutakas.

Greeny, no Rapa Times Age articles this week??

ha yeah i had a look last night actually and thought the same thing . Seems like it has gone quiet

Yeah gone from 3 or 4 posts a week in the times age to none

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

DKP22 wrote:

Jono Sole using foul language?? never....

haha that's the best report i've ever seen, brewing for weeks!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was reading someone else's mail this morning and found this:

Player: Potter James

Offence: Showing dissent through words and/or actions.

Fine: $35.

I presume they just send him one every week. If not they may as well!

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Smithy wrote:

I was reading someone else's mail this morning and found this:

Player: Potter James

Offence: Showing dissent through words and/or actions.

Fine: $35.

I presume they just send him one every week. If not they may as well!

That email's on an automatic weekly loop.

But $35, crikey, i'm gonna have to start only playing every third game...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

technically. if you don't count sitting on the bench, you are only playing every third week.....

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And jogging/running only one in every six...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

luggsy06 wrote:

technically. if you don't count sitting on the bench, you are only playing every third week.....

Ahem, I am playing every week... but for the reserves. Therefore this topic should be moved to the Capital 1 thread.

And Smithy - I usually stay on the field for 90 minutes, but whether I actually "play" for 90 is a matter of debate.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

is this the wharfies thread?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Island Bay beat Karori 3-1 on an ugly shark park. Wharfies didnt take their early chances - especially my shots which were more like back passes. Couple of good goals for the Bay, and a good free kick for Karori my Minnett. Karori missed a pen. Nate "Rip Van" Winkle and Pedro or Petero or whatever his name is (one of the ones getting paid megabucks who is gonna be deported allegedly) were the difference. Their ugly but effective keeper did well too.

other Prem report please

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Roy of the Rovers scored a brace in the Mar's 2-1 upset of Up The Butt I hear.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

that is a top match report. It deserves to be in the Umbro match report bit

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Mar Vs Upper hut was a good game.Some really good football.Their Goal was a lob from the touchline as Disco Dil came out the box to clear and then the guy just lobed it back in. 1-0 t0 them at Half.Second haf started with a rocket with the Mar just attack after attack.Kripps hit the post but it was always going to come for the Mar and the game was end to end most of the second.Good for a spectator.

Point of Note was the Ref awarding the UH a peno for a handball when it clearly came of capsticks head.He checked with his lino and changed his discission.Fair enough this happens all the time.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

CHAMPS PREMIER: 25-5-08

Kapiti Coast United   7    Lower Hutt City       1

Miramar Rangers       2    Upper Hutt City       1
Matt Keane        2        Stu James          1

Tawa                  2    Marist                1
Peter Withers     1        Wayne Dalton       1
Russell Kyne      1

Island Bay United     3    Waterside Karori      1

Sunday
Wairarapa United      _    Western Suburbs       _

                                    P W D L GF GA    Pts   W%
Tawa                           7 5 1 1    18 10    16 71.4
Island Bay United        7 4 2 1    16   8     14 57.1
Waterside Karori         6 4 1 1   12   9     13 66.7
Upper Hutt City            7 3 1 3   15 12    10 42.9
Miramar Rangers           7 3 1 3   10 16   10 42.9
Wairarapa United        6 3 0 3   14   9     9 50.0
Kapiti Coast United       7 3 0 4    18 17    9 42.9
Marist                            7 1 3 3    9 10      6 14.3
Lower Hutt City             7 1 3 3    9 18      6 14.3
Western Suburbs           5 0 0 5    3 15     0   0.0

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

other Prem report please

Perhaps this put you off your shot.

2ndBest2008-05-25 11:51:54

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wairarapa United 3 Western Suburbs 0

Sule Soleman             3 (Must have a few now)

                                          P W D L GF GA Pts   W%
Tawa                                 7 5 1 1 18 10    16 71.4
Island Bay United              7 4 2 1 16   8     14 57.1
Waterside Karori               6 4 1 1 12   9    13 66.7
Wairarapa United              7 4 0 3 17   9     12 57.1
Upper Hutt City                 7 3 1 3 15 12    10 42.9
Miramar Rangers               7 3 1 3 10 16    10 42.9
Kapiti Coast United            7 3 0 4 18 17    9 42.9
Marist                                 7 1 3 3   9 10     6 14.3
Lower Hutt City                  7 1 3 3   9 18     6 14.3
Western Suburbs               6 0 0 6   3 18    0   0.0

Pitbull2008-05-26 10:44:32

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How did he get three and the team none ?

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Have fixed, computer is very slow at loading this morn

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Karori v Tawa game was decided in the first 10 min of the second half. Karori 1-0 at halftime, then Tawa knocked in three after kick off due to some sloppiness.Unbelievable. Bloody tough of Wharfies as we controlled the majority of the game. 3-2 in the end. Tawa dont have any superstars. Not too sure how they are top of the table to be honest - but consistency from game to game - and during the full 90 must be their key. Hairy lad at the back wins a lot of headers. Woody Patrick playing a great game in the black and white.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

not sure how their top of the table??

they have been top from start to now... win percentage of 75%, its pretty easy mathmatics really if you keep getting results you will be top don't need superstars to do that - in saying that kaori dosn't have any superstars either in fact id be struggling to name one superstar in capital premier