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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:

Yes they're vocal, but I've never hear the 'thugs' swearing or using bad language.  The worst I've heard is 'tosser' which probably isn't high up on the naughty word list. 

Keith on the other hand....   But as I said I got no problem with it. 


You should have a problem with it. Its appalling in front of kids and sets a piss poor example. The sooner its clamped down on, the better. Unruly spectators, banter with referees etc is different, but brings me to a new point. What would happen if a referee (who takes almost constant shit from pretty near everyone!) turned round and started screaming at players? Not swearing, but just really loud aggressive talk/yelling? We probably wouldn't see them again for a good long while eh, so why is that sort of shit ok for coaches and staff?

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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about 12 years ago

So what exactly does Keith do wrong. He is animated, loud and can lose his cool every now and then. But Martin gets up and gets him to cool down. If he gets way out of control, as has happened in the past, he gets sent off. 

Never many kids on that side anyways, apart from mine, and they're used to all of the above.

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about 12 years ago

My kids play for Waimak and I took them to a first team home game and was astonished at the level of abuse coming from the sidelines at the ref/lino in particular, but also at the opposition. This was coming not only from what I assume were officials (people in Waimak jackets) and the coach but also members of the 'crowd'...

We haven't been back since...



"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington

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about 12 years ago

Waimak have had an interesting year of issues with officials and the like so yes you are probably right in your call. 

Players, officials and spectators from Waimak have been banned for a number of games (including those in 2014) and have also had to send apologies to organisers and teams for their poor behaviour. Never a dull moment at their committee meetings I bet!

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History
10cc wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

Keith has a degree in sales and marketing (commercial) which equates to knowing how to face up an outer of Cadbury chunky so it looks the shizz. Other than that, I don't know.

Also a post graduate paper in shouting. Passed with honours!  :P


Yay for Koresh being the education guy!

Seriously guys. Has our Canterbury United Coach got any coaching qualifications? Not asking if he should/shouldn't or if that makes him any better/worse coach than the next guy.

Point here is that if not, then how is anyone going to enforce compulsory coach ed/qualification at levels below that?

Whilst we are at it though, any aspiring coach visiting ASB park and standing behind KB's dugout will be scratching his/her head how  Mainland Football is ever going to sell a "respect program" to its Canty United Levy paying membership. Great role model -not .

Yes Keith has got coaching qualifications, as had them for a fair while now.

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about 12 years ago
10cc wrote:
VimFuego wrote:

Maybe criteria need to be introduced into Premier Leagues to ensure quality and commitment. Must have a reserve league team, must have a women's team?  Thoughts?

Criteria for exactly this sent around clubs earlier this month . Also compulsory coach qualifications. http://www.mainlandfootball.co.nz/fileadmin/user_upload2/Coaching/Mainland_Football_Mandatory_Coach_Education_SUMMARY_2014_updated_15_Jan.pdf Quite A number of quality coaches around without qualifications, even more with the "piece of paper" but without a clue. Go figure how that's going to work.

Good start. Next issue to sort out the playing surface / pitches.

 

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about 12 years ago

I know a person on the MF disciplinary panel and this person said they are a different breed and markedly different to all other clubs.

Compared to all other clubs/players who come up in front of them this person says Waimak think the world is against them, rarely apologise, and generally blame anyone else.

I find the kids section generally well run but I'd be concerned about the culture in the senior club especially.



"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington

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about 12 years ago

Juniors tend to follow the Seniors lead.

Hopefully things improve, aside from Selwyn no club has as much potential post EQ as Waimak. 

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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about 12 years ago
foal30 wrote:

Juniors tend to follow the Seniors lead.

Hopefully things improve, aside from Selwyn no club has as much potential post EQ as Waimak. 


...except maybe Tech who seem to be able to siphon $quillions from various sources post EQ. At Garrick Park last year they had installed railings for advertising signage and could soon be able to take gate payments at a privately owned, but thanks to FIFA, sand based, ground. All they need now is a mini grandstand, new changerooms/office and they would be ready for a professional national club league, if it were to eventuate. There won't be many who are able to make the jump, but looks like Tech will be first in line.

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about 12 years ago
Global Game wrote:
foal30 wrote:

Juniors tend to follow the Seniors lead.

Hopefully things improve, aside from Selwyn no club has as much potential post EQ as Waimak. 


...except maybe Tech who seem to be able to siphon $quillions from various sources post EQ. At Garrick Park last year they had installed railings for advertising signage and could soon be able to take gate payments at a privately owned, but thanks to FIFA, sand based, ground. All they need now is a mini grandstand, new changerooms/office and they would be ready for a professional national club league, if it were to eventuate. There won't be many who are able to make the jump, but looks like Tech will be first in line. 


I'm sure Tech made spectators pay for at least one game at Garrick last year.
Good on them for being organised along those lines. Not that long ago when Rangers wanted payment for pre season games.
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about 12 years ago

Standard practice to charge at Chatham cup games

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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about 12 years ago
Global Game wrote:
foal30 wrote:

Juniors tend to follow the Seniors lead.

Hopefully things improve, aside from Selwyn no club has as much potential post EQ as Waimak. 


...except maybe Tech who seem to be able to siphon $quillions from various sources post EQ. At Garrick Park last year they had installed railings for advertising signage and could soon be able to take gate payments at a privately owned, but thanks to FIFA, sand based, ground. All they need now is a mini grandstand, new changerooms/office and they would be ready for a professional national club league, if it were to eventuate. There won't be many who are able to make the jump, but looks like Tech will be first in line.

Yip, they've certainly done a good job of that. It is interesting how the FIFA fields are being organised. Garrick (already had heaps of money) Linfield (um.... it's a rugby ground) Ferrymead Park and Boys High (I think that's the last one). And CCC missed the deadline too...

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about 12 years ago

Actually it's Avonhead Park as the fourth one. I think CBHS is a back up. Looks like Garrick is being done quick smart. 

http://resources.ccc.govt.nz/files/TheCouncil/meetingsminutes/agendas/2014/January/Council30January2014AgendaFullforWeb.pdf

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about 12 years ago
AllWhites82 wrote:
10cc wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

Keith has a degree in sales and marketing (commercial) which equates to knowing how to face up an outer of Cadbury chunky so it looks the shizz. Other than that, I don't know.

Also a post graduate paper in shouting. Passed with honours!  :P


Yay for Koresh being the education guy!

Seriously guys. Has our Canterbury United Coach got any coaching qualifications? Not asking if he should/shouldn't or if that makes him any better/worse coach than the next guy.

Point here is that if not, then how is anyone going to enforce compulsory coach ed/qualification at levels below that?

Whilst we are at it though, any aspiring coach visiting ASB park and standing behind KB's dugout will be scratching his/her head how  Mainland Football is ever going to sell a "respect program" to its Canty United Levy paying membership. Great role model -not .

Yes Keith has got coaching qualifications, as had them for a fair while now.

Yes I can confirm Keith sat and passed his Senior License a while ago (1999 I think). He also went through the International Coaching License with the then NZ DOF Paul Smalley in about 2004. He has, obviously, also accrued a lot of knowledge whilst coaching over the last 15 to 20 years and in his playing career before that.

As to the apparent intention to make qualification mandatory, with the threat of fines and loss of points. What an absolute load of rubbish. How can you penalise kids for not being able to find a qualified coach?

Are the courses that bad that we need to threaten people to get them on them?


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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:
Global Game wrote:
foal30 wrote:

Juniors tend to follow the Seniors lead.

Hopefully things improve, aside from Selwyn no club has as much potential post EQ as Waimak. 


...except maybe Tech who seem to be able to siphon $quillions from various sources post EQ. At Garrick Park last year they had installed railings for advertising signage and could soon be able to take gate payments at a privately owned, but thanks to FIFA, sand based, ground. All they need now is a mini grandstand, new changerooms/office and they would be ready for a professional national club league, if it were to eventuate. There won't be many who are able to make the jump, but looks like Tech will be first in line.


Yip, they've certainly done a good job of that. It is interesting how the FIFA fields are being organised. Garrick (already had heaps of money) Linfield (um.... it's a rugby ground) Ferrymead Park and Boys High (I think that's the last one). And CCC missed the deadline too...


Yes it is great news that there is to be some significant investment in grounds in the South and East. Obviously the EQ affected clubs in that area the most. The loss of Linwood lower fields, the erosion of sports grounds at Ensors and the drainage damage at Garrick were a real problem. The money now being spent on Ferrymead and Garrick will give two quality grounds for our game to use. The amazing amount of work that some football administrators put in to secure the investment must certainly be applauded.

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about 12 years ago
AllWhites82 wrote:
10cc wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

Keith has a degree in sales and marketing (commercial) which equates to knowing how to face up an outer of Cadbury chunky so it looks the shizz. Other than that, I don't know.

Also a post graduate paper in shouting. Passed with honours!  :P


Yay for Koresh being the education guy!

Seriously guys. Has our Canterbury United Coach got any coaching qualifications? Not asking if he should/shouldn't or if that makes him any better/worse coach than the next guy.

Point here is that if not, then how is anyone going to enforce compulsory coach ed/qualification at levels below that?

Whilst we are at it though, any aspiring coach visiting ASB park and standing behind KB's dugout will be scratching his/her head how  Mainland Football is ever going to sell a "respect program" to its Canty United Levy paying membership. Great role model -not .

Yes Keith has got coaching qualifications, as had them for a fair while now.

Yes I can confirm Keith sat and passed his Senior License a while ago (1999 I think). He also went through the International Coaching License with the then NZ DOF Paul Smalley in about 2004. He has, obviously, also accrued a lot of knowledge whilst coaching over the last 15 to 20 years and in his playing career before that.

As to the apparent intention to make qualification mandatory, with the threat of fines and loss of points. What an absolute load of rubbish. How can you penalise kids for not being able to find a qualified coach?

Are the courses that bad that we need to threaten people to get them on them?



I doubt it's got much to do with Course Content and more to do with non-attendees self-mythology. 
Agreed it's hardly the Juniors problem but we have had a few seasons to upskill coaches now.....
That said I probably agree with Big Gings , much will be said, little will be done. 

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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about 12 years ago

Vim you must be at different games to me. I am at all Dragon's home games and the language from a couple on the bank, is over the top constantly. Keith has nothing on the supporters at times

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about 12 years ago

How the retards on the bank get away with it i dont know. They all need their heads banging together, probably wouldnt do much good though as theirs only fresh air between their ears. Maybe some of the respected football role models should tell them to fuck up or fuck off.

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about 12 years ago
Baba O'Riley wrote:

Vim you must be at different games to me. I am at all Dragon's home games and the language from a couple on the bank, is over the top constantly. Keith has nothing on the supporters at times


I'm at every home game too and I haven't heard them swear once. Try going to any Premier League or West Sydney Wanderers game and tell people to not cheer and be silly.

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about 12 years ago

No problem with passionate cheering and bit of silly antics, however the bank "support" from a few, often is abusive to opposition players and the assistant ref on that side of the pitch. I am no prude, nor thin skinned, and can swear as good as anyone. I am all for creating an atmosphere, but wonder how many of the families that have kids there as match day mascots would actually comeback. You can hear the language whether you are on the bank or in the stand.


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about 12 years ago
Baba O'Riley wrote:

No problem with passionate cheering and bit of silly antics, however the bank "support" from a few, often is abusive to opposition players and the assistant ref on that side of the pitch. I am no prude, nor thin skinned, and can swear as good as anyone. I am all for creating an atmosphere, but wonder how many of the families that have kids there as match day mascots would actually comeback. You can hear the language whether you are on the bank or in the stand.


Spot on!
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about 12 years ago

How the retards on the bank get away with it i dont know. They all need their heads banging together, probably wouldnt do much good though as theirs only fresh air between their ears. Maybe some of the respected football role models should tell them to fuck up or fuck off.


Guess you don't have much to do with people with disabilities when you use words like that! Maybe think about what type of words you use in future to get your point across as it is people like you, using phrases like this, that do not allow for social inclusion.

I'm in no way condoning the language etc that goes on, but when you are talking about role models or setting an example.... Pot, Kettle springs to mind!
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about 12 years ago

I thought that was a polite way to describe them. Are u 1 of the retards on the bank? 

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about 12 years ago
foal30 wrote:
AllWhites82 wrote:
10cc wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

Keith has a degree in sales and marketing (commercial) which equates to knowing how to face up an outer of Cadbury chunky so it looks the shizz. Other than that, I don't know.

Also a post graduate paper in shouting. Passed with honours!  :P


Yay for Koresh being the education guy!

Seriously guys. Has our Canterbury United Coach got any coaching qualifications? Not asking if he should/shouldn't or if that makes him any better/worse coach than the next guy.

Point here is that if not, then how is anyone going to enforce compulsory coach ed/qualification at levels below that?

Whilst we are at it though, any aspiring coach visiting ASB park and standing behind KB's dugout will be scratching his/her head how  Mainland Football is ever going to sell a "respect program" to its Canty United Levy paying membership. Great role model -not .

Yes Keith has got coaching qualifications, as had them for a fair while now.

Yes I can confirm Keith sat and passed his Senior License a while ago (1999 I think). He also went through the International Coaching License with the then NZ DOF Paul Smalley in about 2004. He has, obviously, also accrued a lot of knowledge whilst coaching over the last 15 to 20 years and in his playing career before that.

As to the apparent intention to make qualification mandatory, with the threat of fines and loss of points. What an absolute load of rubbish. How can you penalise kids for not being able to find a qualified coach?

Are the courses that bad that we need to threaten people to get them on them?



I doubt it's got much to do with Course Content and more to do with non-attendees self-mythology. 

Agreed it's hardly the Juniors problem but we have had a few seasons to upskill coaches now.....

That said I probably agree with Big Gings , much will be said, little will be done. 

Fortunately, I believe, NZF are reviewing the content and delivery process and using some wise old heads in their review.A number of coaches also use other sources for their education.

I think NZF coach education is a resource you should use if you feel it would help you. I do not believe it should be mandatory. 

I do not think that the FA or NZFA or the EUFA way should be the only ways. As long as you work to the basic priciples of the game the more variation on playing philosophies and styles the better.

It should be up to the employer (club) to decide whether its coaches need to attend courses and which courses and the coach them self.


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about 12 years ago

I thought that was a polite way to describe them. Are u 1 of the retards on the bank? 


No as I don't even go to the Canterbury Utd games often as I have other things to do with my time...... However, I do work in the disability industry and rest assured it is people like you who refer to people in this way that cause one of the many issues in society.
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Baba O'Riley wrote:

No problem with passionate cheering and bit of silly antics, however the bank "support" from a few, often is abusive to opposition players and the assistant ref on that side of the pitch. I am no prude, nor thin skinned, and can swear as good as anyone. I am all for creating an atmosphere, but wonder how many of the families that have kids there as match day mascots would actually comeback. You can hear the language whether you are on the bank or in the stand.



Yes I agree it can be abusive to the opposition and the ref. But I stand by my comment that I haven't heard them use naughty words other than tosser. It is football tho right?  Let's use next weeks game as a wee tester to see how they behave and what they actually say. 


And no, I'm not one of the 'retards' on the bank. 

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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:
Baba O'Riley wrote:

No problem with passionate cheering and bit of silly antics, however the bank "support" from a few, often is abusive to opposition players and the assistant ref on that side of the pitch. I am no prude, nor thin skinned, and can swear as good as anyone. I am all for creating an atmosphere, but wonder how many of the families that have kids there as match day mascots would actually comeback. You can hear the language whether you are on the bank or in the stand.



Yes I agree it can be abusive to the opposition and the ref. But I stand by my comment that I haven't heard them use naughty words other than tosser. It is football tho right?  Let's use next weeks game as a wee tester to see how they behave and what they actually say. 


And no, I'm not one of the 'retards' on the bank. 

So where do you do your retarding then ? :)
Honestly that statement was more inappropriate than anything I have heard from those guys on the bank. Are they obnoxious? To some maybe. Are they abusive? Possibly. A few opposition teams, some supporters and some referees have complained about them verbally and in writing but this is such a subjective issue as seen by the comments on here I don't see how CU can act.

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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about 12 years ago

As a supporter of a team, it is your duty to do what you can to raise up your team, encourage them and be as one eyed as possible. Appeal for every decision, make rude noises whenever it goes the other way, and do ones utmost to upset and discourage the opposition. I admit I have engaged officials a fair few times, but I would like to think my comments and harangues were slightly better than just  chanting " so and so's a wanker!" or any of that sort of crap, because I am acutely aware there are children about the place, and there are far better ways to put off a visiting manager/coach than just calling him a tosser.


That said, over the top aggressive abuse, swearing and stuff like that has no place at games. We are not in 1970s UK folks, and that sort of crap should not be allowed to gain a foothold here. That includes calling people retards, by the way...

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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about 12 years ago


After a couple of weeks preseason now there must be some rumours of player movement rather than debate what is morally right or wrong to shout out from the stands!

With Uni getting promoted surely this is one of the most anticipated MPL seasons for awhile

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about 12 years ago
reddevil11 wrote:


After a couple of weeks preseason now there must be some rumours of player movement rather than debate what is morally right or wrong to shout out from the stands!

With Uni getting promoted surely this is one of the most anticipated MPL seasons for awhile


Yes I agree. We have bigger fish to fry.

Coastal have announced their pre-season tournament, with all MPL teams except Nelson and Uni. Should be an interesting taster of how teams are shaping up and who is playing where. 

I haven't heard any gossip as in transfers or people at different trainings.  Only 5 turned up at my Sunday League training and that included my son and my border collie.

I let my guitar speak for me

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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:
reddevil11 wrote:


After a couple of weeks preseason now there must be some rumours of player movement rather than debate what is morally right or wrong to shout out from the stands!

With Uni getting promoted surely this is one of the most anticipated MPL seasons for awhile


Yes I agree. We have bigger fish to fry.


Coastal have announced their pre-season tournament, with all MPL teams except Nelson and Uni. Should be an interesting taster of how teams are shaping up and who is playing where. 


I haven't heard any gossip as in transfers or people at different trainings.  Only 5 turned up at my Sunday League training and that included my son and my border collie.


Epic. 

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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about 12 years ago

Wow, you think we've got problems on the bank and with our thread. Check out the Canterbury United one!

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about 12 years ago

Vim, don't you dare bring a bucket to next weeks game.

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about 12 years ago

A bucket full of beer more like.

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about 12 years ago
Baba O'Riley wrote:

No problem with passionate cheering and bit of silly antics, however the bank "support" from a few, often is abusive to opposition players and the assistant ref on that side of the pitch. I am no prude, nor thin skinned, and can swear as good as anyone. I am all for creating an atmosphere, but wonder how many of the families that have kids there as match day mascots would actually comeback. You can hear the language whether you are on the bank or in the stand.


no disrespect Baba but you might be a bit of a prude
there are rules re swearing out load at matches as you describe and if there is an official there they would i am sure invoke these rules and fines.
they were introduced because of complaints from a top game at the links ground in the Mount about 16-18 years ago if my memory is correct.
when the council received complaints from the local residence and investigated they found you could hear clearly verbal swear words from players and supporters so laid a complaint with NZF.
so steps were put in place to kerb this happening again.
i am sure they are still there in the rules but could be wrong.
if you think the levels are as you say, mention it to the linesman/assistant ref 

good sportsmanship and fair playing field is all we ask for

but all we get is talk and goal posts moving

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No problem Spatacus, no offence taken. 

First time I have been called a prude (though I did bring it up), I will just add it to the list ;)




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about 12 years ago

At least a 5 year ban from ASB I think more appropriate

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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:

I haven't heard any gossip as in transfers or people at different trainings.  Only 5 turned up at my Sunday League training and that included my son and my border collie.


And the dog was the best player on the pitch!

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about 12 years ago
VimFuego wrote:

I haven't heard any gossip as in transfers or people at different trainings.  Only 5 turned up at my Sunday League training and that included my son and my border collie.


And the dog was the best player on the pitch!

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