Big Cup Runneth Over
Park Life is the Fever's pus-filled angsty emo teenage son and
after a weekend of copping abuse from all sides we're left wondering
"why doesn't anyone understand us?" as we cry, cut ourselves, and have
a look back at last weekend's Big Travel League's action.
Chatham Cup Banter.
It
was a quiet week for the Big Travel League as league leaders The Mar
and from-the-bottom bolters Wilson United travelled to the deep dark
reaches of the Neolithic period on horse and cart into the vast
thar-be-dragons wasteland that is the South Island.
Both returned much abashed.
Wilson
United will be less embarrassed you'd think. They played a youthful but
exciting Nelson Suburbs outfit who are as far ahead of their Matson's
Mainland Premier Second Tier Joke League as Stop Out are beneath
everyone else in the Big Travel League. Wests have also recently
suffered the loss of a stack of players. Capital Football Towers tell
us that they have fielded something like 30 first team players this
year!
Maybe Wests thought they'd walk it. We doubt it � Calcott
is too competitive for that � but if that was the case then the joke
was on them rather than the leaders of the Second Tier Joke League as
Nelson shot to a 2-1 win.
Wests went ahead through a Rupert Ryan
penalty but goals from young striker Sam Ayers and Solomon Island U20
player Joses Nawo were enough to for Nelson to claim a surprise victory.
Further
down into the nether regions of the country Miramar were startlingly
overturned by a hustling and bustling Dunedin Tech outfit. A number of
noteworthy players play for the Tech including Blair Scoullar, Sam
Jasper and Ross McKenzie. But The Mar are not without their starts
themselves. Mike Eagar, Craig Alderdice and ageing legend Dave Batty
are all quality players.
It sounds to us like this was a case of
desire winning the day. Tech hit the ground running and overran a
Miramar side who were sporting an unfamiliar 4-3-3 formation that
forced regular striker Dom Rowe into a left wing position.
Their
first goal came from a Jamie Farrington-donated free kick on the edge
of the area. The ball played into the area and well saved by Deputy
Dylan Hall in goals. He parried the goal bound shot wide but not out
giving Tech a chance to chip it back in for a far post scoring header.
They
put the game well out of The Mar's reach with their second. Sources are
still arguing over whether it was offside or not. One Mar defender got
so upset at the flag not going up that we're told he almost exploded
with rage. Nonetheless the ball from the left found the man, officially
at least, onside and he slotted to give Tech a 2-0 lead.
Mar got
a consolation back through midfield maestro and retired Korean
pornographer Nik Tromp. He headed in off a Tech defender. Not enough
though.
An all South Island route and a weekend to forget for
Park Life whose shout of "weaker Southern leagues" seems to have been a
little off the mark.
There were still three key Big Travel League clashes to watch though.
Park Life Predicts (Some Of) Frazer Park Cracker.
Park
Life said Lower Hutt would score 5, they did. Park Life said Lower Hutt
would catch Napier napping in the first 30, they did. Park Life also
said that this would be the one to watch, and it was! However Park Life
then said that Napier would be kept scoreless, this however was far
from the truth and blew out all of Park Life's accumulated right-ness.
Bugger.
The game started at 11am. The powers that be
transferred the game from Bell Swimming Lanes to Frazer Park Communal
Pool. Both were sh1thouse.
As both teams ran out on to the
pitch you could see this was going to be a belter. The game started
brightly with both teams looking to get the ball wide. Napier however
were getting the ball into the box. It took just ten minutes for the
Hutt defence to be caught knapping as Wilson made a run into the box to
head home from the peno spot. Lucky for Hutt the linesman's flag was up
nice and early as Wilson had strayed.
This sparked something
for Hutt and they started to dominate. The 3 amigos up front especially
making Napier look like the were running in a three legged race. Niko
broko free down the right. The ball fell sweetly and he fired home a
volley from the edge of the area to give Hutt the lead.
Then the show started!
Between
Lower Hutt's sheer pace and Napier's dodgy back line Hutt had almost a
dozen good chances to kill the game off in the first half. Ginger
Ronaldo put one away though, rounding the keeper to make it two zip.
Napier then took advantage of another piece of average defending to make it two one.
Luis
took it straight back up the other end to grab his first of the day and
it was stacks on the mill at both ends. Hutt were flying and Patterson,
Pedro 5 Goals, Luis and Niko all had a clear cut chance or two.
Half time score 3-1 with Lower Hutt flying into the break very confident of finishing of Napier in the second half.
As
per the first half Lower Hutt came out the better team with Luis
beating 3 defenders before firing the ball into the cross bar.
The game then took an interesting twist.
Luis
won the ball then turned and beat 3 players on his way to the box. The
Napier player who'd coughed the ball up, angry at Luis winning the ball
off him, cut Luis down from behind.
Park Life has seen some
tackles this year but this was up there with the worst. Intent,
retaliation and from behind, he was only shown a yellow by Jim "Can't
be arsed with an incident report" Murphy.
This sparked Napier
into life and they stormed forward scoring three identical goals inside
ten minutes. Breaking down the right and cutting the ball back for one
of the Napier players to get in front of a very slow Lower Hutt defence.
This shocked everyone around Frazer with Napier now leading 4-3 with fifteen minutes left.
But the three Amigo's weren't done yet and started up again after their siesta.
Niko
broke down the left, cut back onto his right and picked out Luis on the
penalty spot. Just like last week Luis rose like a salmon to bury the
ball in the back of the net.
With just five minutes on the
clock this was heading for an exciting climax. It Was Hutt who stepped
it up a gear with Sam Blackburn picking up the ball in the middle of
the park and heading for goal on one of his "you can't touch me " runs
past any and every defender in the vicinity before striking the ball
into the bottom corner of the far post for an immaculate winner.
Final Score 5-4. A cracker of a game for all bar the two goal keepers and the person in charge of the laundry.
Naki Burst Marist's Bubble.
In
the shock result of the day Carl Dolan gave Naki a much needed
injection of points as they rolled over the Pope's Own Marist at home.
Regular
Park Life readers will have seen us say on numerous occasions that you
never know what Marist side you're going to get. The Naki got the
rubbish one.
Suffering from the absence of key defender Fin
Milne and with Adam Cowan having an off day Taranaki's efficient and
simple passing game was too much for Marist on a greasy but good home
surface.
The win lifts Naki comfortably into third-bottom spot
with a game in hand over struggling Wellington United and is a
fantastic result for a side that only just managed to hold onto its Big
Travel League status this season.
Marist on the other hand slip
to sixth but have played a ridiculous four games more than next-placed
Wests who are just two points behind them. Realistically Marist will
have to face up to a bottom half of the league finish. Shame, for a
footballing side that can be magnificent on their day they sure do turn
on some sh1thouse results!
Wellington United Slump at Olympic
Olympic
have been up and down of late too. Down against Marist last weekend for
sure, today they were up and it was that ageing midfield that cost them
so much last weekend that provided the goals for the win this week.
Raf
de Gregorio and Si George both getting on the scoresheet. With Chas
Lawrence (back from drinking-suspension) chipping in with the third.
Olympic,
high flyers at the start of the season, are now fifth but have a
realistic chance of pulling in everyone except The Mar, who have run
away with it and will need a catastrophic fall from on high if they are
to lose their league crown at this late stage.
Wellington
United, whose consolation goal was scored by stand out Ed Perryman, are
now second bottom and while they are unlikely to get dragged as low as
Stop Out they will need to look to restructure and recruit ahead of
next year if they want to take the club back to the heights that coach
Durant enjoyed during his time as a player there.
And that's it from a surprisingly on time Park Life.
Don't get used to it.
Park Life
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