Melbourne City FC - Just another Pissant Town?

Confirmed

Do they have a captain yet - cause I had a sneaky suspicion based on their wordy of his signing, that he was gonna be named captain...

Tackle 1:50 in 

http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/videos?movideo_m=488487

SST reckons he could be out for 4-6 months ...

Heart announcing a player signing tomorrow.

McGrath

Kisnorbo confirmed

D-Mac has torn a hammy.

So Melbourne Heart dumped a bunch of old guys in the off season Colisimo, Thompson et al and have signed a bunch of even older guys Kewell, Mifsud... go figure

Griffin McMaster's reporting that Mifsud has a grade 1 hammy tear but SST is reporting Kewell has done a hammy.

[Edit: Seems they both might have done them]

Pronunciation guide for the players names https://twitter.com/bootsa22/status/384483573572452353/photo/1/large

Tempted to use Queue-elle more often.

SST claiming the Heart are on the verge of being sold, with the owners of the Storm being involved in buying it.

Kewell cleared to face WSW this weekend, nek minnit he is off to get scans on a twisted ankle and out for 1-2 weeks.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Was playing golf in Melbourne while his team was getting thumped by Brissie, just quietly. #captainmaterial

This makes me arf.

Flogs.

Bugger sitting down for half a game

What happens if they score 3 goals in the first half? Will they still be silent? Will anyone cheer? 

At least Heart are winning the spoon so far. It's amazing that a team is currently below us in the league thus far.

Worse than the RBB.

Worse than the RBB?

Give yourself an upper cut and remember how bad the RBB are Patrick !

Fan designed 3rd kit

Names of all their members printed on the shirt, just a shame the numbers on the back cover a some of them.

Tons of rumours floating around today that the Storm's owners have bought the Heart.

Haha lose to wellington get fired... Watch out aleague

SACKED IN THE MORNING

HE GOT SACKED IN THE MORNING

Van't Schipp confirmed as the 'new' coach as he returns to his old club:

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/soccer/heart-appoints-vant-schip-as-interim-coach-20131229-301co.html

Never shouldve left

wtf? Wow.

whoa. No shortage of funds for the heart now then...

Should be good for the HAL in the long term I think

Rumours abound on twitter about a trademark being registered for Melbourne City FC last week, maybe gonna rebrand the club?

[Edit: added image]

Absolutely...

So Le Arse take us over; Chelski can have Bling, Liverpool get Tarded and Man Utd take over Green Gully! It all makes sense!