Wellington Phoenix Men

Carlos Hernandez Valverde

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about 12 years ago

Nobody gets themselves a latin lover and then expects them to just quietly get on with the housework.

We want passion.

We want castanets.

We want tango.

We want to be slapped in the face.

Let Vinnie Lia do the vacuuming.


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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

Points well made. I wish I could 'this' all of them, but I don't want to be seen as a this slut


Allegedly

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about 12 years ago
threatD wrote:
AJ13 wrote:

Some of the best players in the world are absolute fuck wits. Look at Suarez for example. I honestly dont give a shit how much of a cock Carlos is if hes winning us games. This whole 'sack him' or 'il be glad to see the back of him' attitude is stupid, and as equally immature. We shouldn't live in a world where we just discard people because we cant be bothered working out issues with them.

I disagree with this. I support a football team because I enjoy it, I do not enjoy supporting people I do not like in the slightest (not saying I feel this way about Carlos, but if he keeps it up...). 

Its pretty debatable that he is winning us games at the moment anyway. I think we've looked better without him.

Thats fine. I think we're all reading into this too much anyway. This article has 2 quotes each from Carlos and Ernie, the rest is journalism. I dont actually see anything wrong with what either of them have said anyway. Carlos said hes injured but he feels fine when playing, but not so happy when coming off. Ernie said they need to figure out the injury properly. Its a stressful part of the season, Carlos wants to be playing as much footy as possible leading up to the finals/world cup, but Ernie doesnt want Carlos' injury getting any worse. Why Carlos hasnt been training? Pure speculation, and we're falling into this media trap all over again by getting worked up over it.
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about 12 years ago

This.

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about 12 years ago
terminator_x wrote:

Nobody gets themselves a latin lover and then expects them to just quietly get on with the housework.

We want passion.

We want castanets.

We want tango.

We want to be slapped in the face.

Let Vinnie Lia do the vacuuming.


Vinnie works best with someone following up and mopping up after him. This allows him to move ahead, out of the hallway and into the lounge.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
terminator_x wrote:

Nobody gets themselves a latin lover and then expects them to just quietly get on with the housework.

We want passion.

We want castanets.

We want tango.

We want to be slapped in the face.

Let Vinnie Lia do the vacuuming.


Vinnie works best with someone following up and mopping up after him. This allows him to move ahead, out of the hallway and into the lounge.



But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
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about 12 years ago

A league site saying a quad injury 2-3 weeks.

Wasn't it a calf ?

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almost 12 years ago

Disappointing. I thought kenny was more likely to make it. Doubt Carlos will make the final squad. A shame as was looking forward to seeing a nix player play for Costa Rica live at WC. 


Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago

Carlos has been released.

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almost 12 years ago

Not surprising

You'll never beat The Salmon!

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History

Perfect, now we can sign Flores.

*cough*

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 12 years ago

So WeeMac *MUST* be coming now right? Awesome.

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almost 12 years ago

Don't worry guys, I updated the wikipedia page.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 12 years ago

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 12 years ago

The official lie is that "Carlos's family found it too hard to settle here".


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This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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almost 12 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


Better have words with Domey and Ernie about the requirements for our new players... Michael, Michael, McGlinchey....

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 12 years ago

Damn, no excuse for supporting Kosta Rika now.

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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almost 12 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


Matthew Ridenton?
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almost 12 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


Matthew Ridenton?

But no one can agree on how to pronounce his surname

 

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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almost 12 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


Matthew Ridenton?

But no one can agree on how to pronounce his surname

 


Maybe we could kill 2 birds with one stone...
Stand Up for the Ridenton anyone?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 12 years ago

So WeeMac *MUST* be coming now right? Awesome.

I reckon he'll follow Arnold to Sydney if he goes to another A League club.
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almost 12 years ago

No FIFA monies for us

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almost 12 years ago

Has Kosta Rika named their final squad yet?

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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almost 12 years ago

Has Kosta Rika named their final squad yet?

Yeah, Carlos was cut
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almost 12 years ago

Ha! Cant say im suprised....

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almost 12 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:

Fuck it! 

There goes my La Bamba chant...

:-(


Matthew Ridenton?


surely this has to go to Albert Riera now?
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almost 12 years ago

"Albear Albear Riera" is a bit hard to say. I'm waiting for the Wee Mac signing to be announced and then it's an easy transition.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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almost 12 years ago

Pffft not that hard, show some ambition Pashtrick.

You know we belong together...

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almost 12 years ago

i wondered why he wasn't on the fifa website

I LOVE LAMP

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over 11 years ago

Carlos Hernandez signs with a club in Costa Rica

http://www.nacion.com/deportes/futbol-costa-rica/C...

According to google translate he's taking a financial hit in order for his kids to grow up in one location without having to be shuffled around the world. Or at least that's his justification for it.

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Does no one else seem a bit worried that we are replacing Hernandez (7 goals and 10 assists in 20 games last season) with potentially Burns (9 goals and 4 assists since 2008) and McGlinchy (10 goals in 121 games for Central Coast)?

Edit to mention that figures came from Wiki so maybe as bolloxed as Greenie on a standard Saturday night.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 11 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

Does no one else seem a bit worried that we are replacing Hernandez (7 goals and 10 assists in 20 games last season) with potentially Burns (9 goals and 4 assists since 2008) and McGlinchy (10 goals in 121 games for Central Coast)?

Edit to mention that figures came from Wiki so maybe as bolloxed as Greenie on a standard Saturday night.

Not to mention Steins 10 goals

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over 11 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

Does no one else seem a bit worried that we are replacing Hernandez (7 goals and 10 assists in 20 games last season) with potentially Burns (9 goals and 4 assists since 2008) and McGlinchy (10 goals in 121 games for Central Coast)?

Edit to mention that figures came from Wiki so maybe as bolloxed as Greenie on a standard Saturday night.

How many of Hernandez' goals were penalties?
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over 11 years ago

Perhaps we concede less goals with someone else in Hernandez's position.

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over 11 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

Does no one else seem a bit worried that we are replacing Hernandez (7 goals and 10 assists in 20 games last season) with potentially Burns (9 goals and 4 assists since 2008) and McGlinchy (10 goals in 121 games for Central Coast)?

Edit to mention that figures came from Wiki so maybe as bolloxed as Greenie on a standard Saturday night.

Everyone is worried about it.

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over 11 years ago

Yes, everyone thinks Ernie knows nothin' about nothin' and that Frankie Mac and JD should be picking the team, since they know best (being honest English folk and everything).


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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Surely with a name like Frankie Mac he has some Scottish roots and common sense?


Auckland will rise once more

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