Wellington Phoenix Men

Footy terms for newbs

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The sexiest man alive= Tim Brown
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Restraining order = not a joke

14/11/09

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I forgot when you say someone is hot you get a restraining order.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
JanelleRT wrote:
I forgot when you say someone is hot you get a restraining order.


only whn you're not their cup of tea
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
JanelleRT wrote:
I forgot when you say someone is hot you get a restraining order.


only whn you're not their cup of tea


or even their bag

I know, time to leaf
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Rise up, Wellington!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the ant wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
JanelleRT wrote:
I forgot when you say someone is hot you get a restraining order.


only whn you're not their cup of tea


or even their bag

I know, time to leaf
 
Ahem (cough cough) the ant.  Pot. Kettle. Black.  (foul spirit)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
the ant wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
JanelleRT wrote:
I forgot when you say someone is hot you get a restraining order.


only whn you're not their cup of tea


or even their bag

I know, time to leaf
 
Ahem (cough cough) the ant.  Pot. Kettle. Black.  (foul spirit)


Guilty, your honour. I blame it on the Devil brew.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the ant wrote:


Guilty, your honour. I blame it on the Devil brew.


I have to send myself off for that one...


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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nah, only a yellow.  It's just a storm in a tea cup really.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You seem a bit strained there the Ant?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sorry.  Will try not to milk this one out too much.
 
It was getting a bit cosy for a while.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No worries my darjeeling.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you're infused?
 
no wonder with all the panteamonium from that awful grand final.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not being particularly keen on either team I found that this was two elevenses that were quite unappetising

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
While on the face of it that sounds nice, to me it was one big super wine.  Found the whole event hard to digestive, especially the penalties.  Last one was a real melting moment. Junior822010-03-21 00:50:28

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ant & Junior - you are sentenced to detention for bad punning and cluttering up my thread that was kind of helpful to many. Go be juvenile/or flirt in off topics or add to the spam thread. I want other newbs to be able to scim here for things they didnt know not to groan and roll their eyes at your verbal dexterity or lack there of

you have been warned... and its 3 licks of the cane for the next offense
stealthkiwi2010-03-21 10:20:37
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah you two, stop being a Payne, this is getting out of hand. = Pundemonium talk


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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yes Mistress Stealth, sorry Mistress Stealth

Mercy Mistress Mercy!

(can I have a lick of the cane now?)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Yes Mistress Stealth, sorry Mistress Stealth

Mercy Mistress Mercy!

(can I have a lick of the cane now?)



Sorry I only have a flay and a crop. And if you like the taste of either you'll jst then keep being bad in order to get punished. instead you shall have to go make a cone hat with a big D on it and wear it for the rest of the day. and get a juniorjunior to take a pic
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Yes Mistress Stealth, sorry Mistress Stealth

Mercy Mistress Mercy!

(can I have a lick of the cane now?)



Sorry I only have a flay and a crop. And if you like the taste of either you'll jst then keep being bad in order to get punished. instead you shall have to go make a cone hat with a big D on it and wear it for the rest of the day. and get a juniorjunior to take a pic


Hallowe'en Store in the US selling a StealthKiwi outfit!


When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
 
whats 442?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
 
whats 442?
 
Refers to the formation of the side ie 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers. It's the most common football formation worldwide.
 
There is also an Autralian online football magazine called fourfourtwo, or 442.
Wibblebutt2010-05-13 15:53:09



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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahh cool - must be the online magazine - people in another thread were discussing being on the 442
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wibblebutt wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
 
whats 442?
 
Refers to the formation of the side ie 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers. It's the most common football formation worldwide.
 
There is also an Autralian online football magazine called fourfourtwo, or 442.

Actually a UK based magazine, but it allows various countries to publish their own versions (Malaysia and Australia are ones I know of)  featuring articles from the UK one, as well as their own local content. Costs a bit to get when air freighted, has a website and has become popular for A-league discussion and has a forum

Oops thanks SINZ, just bad use of language.
linds2010-05-13 17:57:38
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
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whats 442?

Enter the forums here at your own risk SK.aitkenmike2010-05-13 16:12:17
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
linds wrote:
Wibblebutt wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
 
whats 442?
 
Refers to the formation of the side ie 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers. It's the most common football formation worldwide.
 
There is also an Autralian online football magazine called fourfourtwo, or 442.

Actually a UK based magazine, but it allows various countries to publish their own versions (Malaysia and Australia are ones I know of)  featuring articles from the UK one, as well as their own local content. Costs a bit to get when air freighted, became a website and has become popular for A-league discussion and has a forum
 
You beat me to it. I was about to advise a washing out of wibblebutt's mouth! Australia online magazine indeed.
 
By the way, it hasn't "become" a website. The magazine *has* a website, generally offering content that is better suited to that medium e.g. youtube clips, forums etc. The magazine is the best football magazine there is and changed the football magazine industry completely when it started in 1996 - essentially brought football mags out of the two choices it was up until that point: kids stuff or fanzines. There have been lots of copycats publications created, but none as successfull or prestigious.
 
For those interested, a direct airmail subscription with the UK publishers (Haymarket) works out cheaper and faster than buying shipped in copies from NZ vendors. Especially with the current exchange rate. Ditto for the other excellent football magazine, When Saturday Comes.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
aitkenmike wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
my first new question in ages (after this thread like many degenerated...)
 

whats 442?

Enter the forums here at your own risk SK.


Are they not as helpful and welcoming as you guys? Must admit I'm not partial to all that red font
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It just gets a little retardy. Lots of trolling/internet angst/Diego's Son
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
aitkenmike wrote:
It just gets a little retardy. Lots of trolling/internet angst/Diego's Son


ummm... don't we have all 3 of those things here too
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:

aitkenmike wrote:
It just gets a little retardy. Lots of trolling/internet angst/Diego's Son
ummm... don't we have all 3 of those things here too


You forgot Australians.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:

aitkenmike wrote:
It just gets a little retardy. Lots of trolling/internet angst/Diego's Son
ummm... don't we have all 3 of those things here too


Yes, but instead of maybe 1/10 posts being like that here its much much closer to 9/10 posts being that.aitkenmike2010-05-13 20:56:16
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not sure if that was meant as irony (if so ) but you realise you have linked back to this page?aitkenmike2010-05-13 21:15:00
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