Phoenix vs Rrrrrrrivals, Sat 11.45pm SS1

Death. Taxes. Jacob Burn's.

 all you can hear is perth swear... its great for all those young kids watching

"Vuki, Doddy, Thwatie, Burnsy, and the boys..."

This half has been pants...Maybe Ive over done it having watched the two previous games.

Our goal mouth defending is shithouse - Stop messing around and clear the ball out of there -I don't care if you send it in to the stands, just don't let glory get a free shot on goal.... come on wake up!

 Louis Ferich Pusskass Fenton?

luis the 'goose'(tav) fenton

 Is Pasty lacking a bit of excitement in his life that he needs to create a little on the field?

Keen to see Huysegems come on as soon as possible - his touch would be of value.

We had the best chances - Fenton missing the best one, and Brockie squandering two good chances when free.

THERE'S NO H IN SMELTZ

how many yellows is Siggie on now?

 hope ifill has no problem!

Bring on Totori

 Totori is not even on the bench, injured during training

LOL...I know...trying to see who is awake over there in unzed

Solid defending by the woodwork there...

Muscat makes some lovely touches, but has also made quite a few really sloppy ones in dangerous positions this season. Needs to cut that out.

 random sub time?

This has nil - nil written all over it.

We need to make changes. Things have gone cold

make a move ricki...im thinking boyd for lochy

Uh oh, we are fading.

 FAWK

 BUGGER!!!!!!!!

 curses

 fuck off paston you sack

I miss Shane Smeltz

Very well done by Smeltz. Spew.

Fark you for celebrating judas

Durante didn't stay tight enough. 

Sloppy, sloppy ,sloppy and that's the end result - every expletive time its Smeltz!