FIFA Women's World Cup 2023

Group A: New Zealand | Norway | Philippines | Switzerland

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30 Jul 01:44
Jale with some proper game time and up front please and thank you. 

She might be actually able to connect with a header unlike our other options.
30 Jul 01:48
Wilkinson from a set piece??? If it accidentally hits her in the head and goes in maybe. 

30 Jul 05:52
All or nothing! Let’s keep the dream alive. Go Ferns!
30 Jul 06:36
I would love Michaela Foster to come on, even just for the corners/free kicks where she can put it on a dime.
30 Jul 06:52
I'm not sure about Longo starting in place of Hassett, or Chance instead of Riley. They didn't change the game much when they came on, but, hope I'm wrong!

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

30 Jul 07:03
COYF!!! Pump the cheese!!!
I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
30 Jul 07:13
Faaaaark that felt like our chance to pinch one.
30 Jul 07:21
Fark Norway pumping the Phillipines 2-0 already 
30 Jul 07:24
Fark off the woodwork again!
30 Jul 07:29
Handball....???
30 Jul 07:29
It's out from the body!  That's always a bloody hand ball!
30 Jul 07:33
Fark we have looked the most like scoring for 30 mins.  Given how other games have started like this tournament I'm getting bad vibes.
30 Jul 07:33 · edited 30 Jul 07:39 · History
Oi Oi Edgecumbe
I'm not sure about Longo starting in place of Hassett, or Chance instead of Riley. They didn't change the game much when they came on, but, hope I'm wrong!

Exactly. Longo does nothing productive. Might as well play with 10. Hassett if you want harrying. Jale if you want a goal threat. 
30 Jul 07:35
Yank Wilkinson off imo. She looks tired already and isn't getting stuck in. Steinmetz has been poor too
30 Jul 07:37
Why is Hand, at 24 years of age, being referred to as a 'young gun'? At what age does one stop being a young gun? Or perhaps she played for the NZ cricket team in the early 90s with Paddy Batch, Hogan Crowe, and 'always knew he was fat' Smithy?
30 Jul 07:40
Fudge if Hand is out we could be in trouble 
30 Jul 07:41
Hassel for chance is a change for me. Has Wilkinson touched the ball, she doesn't seem to have any anticipation. 
30 Jul 07:42 · edited 30 Jul 07:46 · History
We are playing quite well,but we don't look like scoring.
We are out if we don't. The other game is all over.
Wilkinson, well,waste of space.
She'll probably go and get a hat trick now.
30 Jul 07:43
watching_from_far
Hassel for chance is a change for me. Has Wilkinson touched the ball, she doesn't seem to have any anticipation. 
 Almost touched it then. Almost. 
30 Jul 07:46
watching_from_far
Hassel for chance is a change for me. Has Wilkinson touched the ball, she doesn't seem to have any anticipation. 
 Touched it then! Went out mind, and injured a Swiss
30 Jul 07:46
Is it just me or was there nothing in that?
30 Jul 07:48
Please, dear God, a change up front.

We're so toothless.
30 Jul 07:49 · edited 30 Jul 07:51 · History
You won't score by passing it along the backline.
Push some numbers forward, we are cruising to elimination,just like last week 

30 Jul 07:54
Norway is pumping Phillipines.

So if I'm correct we need to win to progress, and if we win we go through first in the group?

First or knocked out seems rough haha.
30 Jul 07:56
Rusty Dunks
watching_from_far
Hassel for chance is a change for me. Has Wilkinson touched the ball, she doesn't seem to have any anticipation. 
 Touched it then! Went out mind, and injured a Swiss

Her 1st touch almost always guarantees a required tackle for her 2nd.
30 Jul 07:57
Yup, only a win will do it now.
30 Jul 07:57
LET'S GO FERNS!!!!
30 Jul 07:58
The only thing worse than not scoring at the moment is having to watch this match on Fox, and listen to a bunch of Americans commentate football.
30 Jul 07:59
Bananas
Norway is pumping Phillipines.

So if I'm correct we need to win to progress, and if we win we go through first in the group?

First or knocked out seems rough haha.

Yeah that is correct. Lots of posession but don't look like scoring. Seems to be a trait of NZ football teams.
30 Jul 08:00
Time to throw the dice. Send Jale, IP Riley, and Hassett or Rennie/Clegg on now. 
30 Jul 08:01
By the way How was that handball not a penalty? 
30 Jul 08:01
Cmon, a bit of positivity in this forum, one goal might just do it. Second half, let's go Ferns!
30 Jul 08:03
Bowen to score

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

30 Jul 08:07 · edited 30 Jul 08:12 · History
Ninja
Cmon, a bit of positivity in this forum, one goal might just do it. Second half, let's go Ferns!

The positivity has to be on the pitch!
Maybe,like,put some strikers on.
That one month camp we had beforehand - did we practice any attacking?
30 Jul 08:08
Seems to me Switzerland is playing for the draw. They aren’t pressing high. They keep everyone back defending in two rows of four. Even on attack they don’t commit numbers forward. Ferns have been good. Nice crisp play out from the back. Shot off the post which was so close. They just need to find an opening somewhere. Unfortunately I am predicting a 0-0
30 Jul 08:10
austin111
Seems to me Switzerland is playing for the draw. They aren’t pressing high. They keep everyone back defending in two rows of four. Even on attack they don’t commit numbers forward. Ferns have been good. Nice crisp play out from the back. Shot off the post which was so close. They just need to find an opening somewhere. Unfortunately I am predicting a 0-0


I dunno if they are playing for the draw so much as not playing for the loss.  I expect them to spark up in the last 20 mins.
30 Jul 08:12
That offside goal could especially sting soon.

Or its a funny anecdote when we smash one in and win it 1-0
30 Jul 08:13
LET'S GONE FERNS!!!!!
30 Jul 08:14
FUCKING HELL SOMEBODY GET WILKINSON OFF THE PIRCH SHE CANT EVEN PASS THE FUCKING BALL PROPERLY HOW CAN ANYONE CALL HER A DECENT FOOTBALLER!!!
30 Jul 08:14
Steinmetz is a good player, but just cannot pass the ball. It's like she can do everything else right....