I did the NZF Level One course in Ch-Ch and thought most of it was terrible.
It ran for 4 hours and only in the last 30mins when we went outside (and had to turn the floodlights on) did I get anything of practical use.
For 3 1/2 hours we sat around and occasionally split into small groups coming up with answers to gems such as 'What qualities does a good coach have?'
The worst bit was when for 30 mins we were given a large piece of butchers paper and told to draw what a good coach looks like and specific features of said coach. For instance the coach should have large ears, because you know a good coach is a good listener. He should also wear a watch because a good coach is a good time keeper.
We had 4 groups of about 3-4 people actually physically drawing stick figures with accessories like watches and whistles, and big ears etc...
Just complete drivel like that...
I'd greatly prefer a small section of theory, maybe an hour of the four and then actual drills to run, why they're run, lessons from each etc etc.
Ive done every coaching course available in NZ and have done them all twice. I havent attended one course I thought was terrible.
The vitally important thing with the early coaching courses is that there is a need to understand how to teach/coach. Its great to have some football knowledge but how to coach is just as important long term as what is coached.
Whenever i have attended junior coaching courses there are always some attending who look down there noses at whats being coached, they already think they know it all and usually couple up with some other big noter and quietly mock whats being done.
None of the stuff you mention relative to a level one coaching course is drivel. Its the same sort of approach all sports have for their respective courses for beginner level. try attending a junior rugby course and you get the exact same approach. I have done coaching courses via SPARC and GACU and they do the exact same thing. If you think its drivel then your ego has got control of your brain and isnt allowing you to think with any hint of intelligence.
There will be people on the coaching course who have never coached at all or have no knowledge of football. The courses at this level need to cater to a wide diversity of people and their varying knowledge and understanding so its perfectly natural and normal for them to be in many ways simplistic.
These courses are based around worldwide best practice, proven suitability and research.
Judging by your response in this thread I would hate to have you as a coach or have you coach my kids. You lack the empathy to understand that these junior/beginner courses have to cater to everyone from experienced ex player to first time involvement in any sort of sport.