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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yup, certainly can't afford to relax

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
looks like people are holden on to this thread for dear life!!!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
As long as somebody keeps steering it in the right direction. 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lube up the ol' typing keys??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Plenty of petrol left in the tank, LG.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You've filled us up with 91 puns here, I should say.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's all high octane stuff and there's a few miles left on the clock as well...

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've got to hand it to you as the seconds tick away these puns are timeless.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't know about that. 
 
Killing time really.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Watch this space

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It's like watching grass grow.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's almost as uncomfortable as Mow-vember in here!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
These puns are getting mower and mower obscure

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm loving it, but then I'd watch a grass grow, if it was cometitive!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Personally, I think you've made a hashof it with these puns. My mind is apurple haze, but keep potting away if you wish.HarryHotspur2008-01-24 12:56:12
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Let's plant pun seed together.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
.. and we'll all reap the benefits.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
These flora puns are blossoming.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Rose-tinted glasses perhaps?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
it'll all come up smelling of roses if we keep on tilling the soil.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not afraid to tackle the thorny subjects in here

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stevo's comment was a tad prickly.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Time to turn over a new leaf perhaps

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've never stopped rooting for these pun threads (I'm even starting to long for the 'Transfer Conjecture' thread again). 
 
Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
Stevo2008-01-24 13:33:54
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Knew you woodn't let us down, Stevo

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm with you Steve.
 
I was gutted when we eventually had to leaf that thread!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've just twigged, all we have to do is mention Gareth Ainsworth's favourite song is 'Hand In Glove' by The Smiths and we'll be good to go again..

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know people will point the finger dont you Jag...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
...and I'll thumb my nose at them, C-D

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Anybody who nose Jag will tell you he won be running away from his responsibilities

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Correct, that's not something I would do. I don't stand for any hanky panky.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't take any notice of them Jag. Their opinions stink anyway!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's odour to you Jag!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This thread definitely needs someone who nose what they're doing.  

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
there's a bloke down the ole factory who could help

but he took the advice about keeping his nose to the grindstone literally and now he looks like Steve O'Dor
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
This thread definitely needs someone who nose what they're doing.  
 
The whiff of a putrid pun.
 
Breathtaking.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Definitely not to be sniffed at, Stevo.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
Definitely not to be sniffed at, Stevo.
 
f**k me.  You've just reminded me.  My arse.  Tuesday night. 
 
Talk about serious issues that needed some tissues...
 
No sh*t!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Do not expect me to be turd in line.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn you talk some sh*t Stevo!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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