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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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*hides in the basement*
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Kiwi Pie...A Cut Above!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Journalist on radio earlier. He mentioned, as pronounced, Zarbi Alonso and Sebastian Lobe.

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
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PCness in NCEA. On the cover of this stupid unit standard for a resume... "not yet competent" ffs. Fail will do.
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chocnut wrote:
PCness in NCEA. On the cover of this stupid unit standard for a resume... "not yet competent" ffs. Fail will do.


Just NCEA in general tbh
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Torne wrote:

chocnut wrote:
PCness in NCEA. On the cover of this stupid unit standard for a resume... "not yet competent" ffs. Fail will do.
Just NCEA in general tbh


Yes, agreed.
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Personal trainers - one was showing a girl how to squat in the smith machine (), then told her never to put her toes over her knees. When I pointed out that this was bad advice, he said "yeah, but you squat huge weight". Great logic there, buddy. Cosimo2009-07-01 10:29:37
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Smith Machines ftl imo.
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Smith machines are good for doing pullups in and for hanging your coat on. That's it.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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The Acronym IBTL
 
(In Before The Lock)
 
Pointless! If you have nothing to contribute to the thread then just let it go!
C-Diddy2009-07-10 12:14:32

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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When your at the chippie, and you ask for ONE spud fritter/scallop and you ALWAYS get either two or three... if they're so generous, just knock half the price off! If I want two or three, thats precisely what I'll order.

Mumptiano's!
E + R + O

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chocnut wrote:
Torne wrote:

chocnut wrote:
PCness in NCEA. On the cover of this stupid unit standard for a resume... "not yet competent" ffs. Fail will do.
Just NCEA in general tbh


Yes, agreed.


Hard, you got that right.
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My dad being pissed as F**k then knocking my PS2 off and then blaming me for everything.
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SurgeQld wrote:
When your at the chippie, and you ask for ONE spud fritter/scallop and you ALWAYS get either two or three... if they're so generous, just knock half the price off! If I want two or three, thats precisely what I'll order.

Mumptiano's!


Personally I quite like that.
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Torne wrote:
SurgeQld wrote:
When your at the chippie, and you ask for ONE spud fritter/scallop and you ALWAYS get either two or three... if they're so generous, just knock half the price off! If I want two or three, thats precisely what I'll order.

Mumptiano's!


Personally I quite like that.
 
Agreed - Free food ftw.
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Gangsta! wrote:
Torne wrote:
SurgeQld wrote:
When your at the chippie, and you ask for ONE spud fritter/scallop and you ALWAYS get either two or three... if they're so generous, just knock half the price off! If I want two or three, thats precisely what I'll order.

Mumptiano's!


Personally I quite like that.
 
Agreed - Free food ftw.


Yeah but then you ended up jammin it/them down your cake hole and feeling like Jabba the Hut for the next hour... I'd rather they were just cheaper
E + R + O

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Awesome avatar, Surge.
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kiwi pie wrote:
Awesome avatar, Surge.


Cheers KP... gotta luv it - he was THE man... unlike that numb nuts over your way (well, Syd er knee at least lol).
E + R + O

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The bill a solicitor has just sent me. Extortionate. Greedy.  
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
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The Ugandan government has dismissed claims that Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir, wanted for war crimes, faces arrest if he visits the country.
Source:
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Having a heart bypass operation this Tues & effectively missing the first 3 months of the new A-League season after purchasing a season ticket!!    Especially when we might have an exciting strike team up front.  However, I'm very optimistic about the outcome after hearing about other people who have had the same procedure.

I still plan to buy the new Nix shirt.  All the best the Nix.
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wow that sucks wongo good luck........
 
 
 
 
winter pisses me off
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Good Luck for the opp mate.
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Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery Wongo. All the best.
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Cheers guys 
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Blimmin' 'eck.  Just saw your thread and we're about the same vintage.
 
Best wishes for the op.  Hope you make it back for the part of the season where we are securing a play-off position.
 
Cheers

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Wongo, i'm too lazy to go back and figure out what's happening, but good luck, and just remeber, if it hurts New's has some harden up pills around, in case of emergency some Jim Beam should get you up and running again in no time!

Things that suck: THIS BLOODY RAIN! Can I please get a game of football in soon?
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brumbys wrote:
Things that suck: THIS BLOODY RAIN! Can I please get a game of football in soon?


Transffered instead of cancelled...YOU LITTLE RIPPER!
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The Smarter Shopper. Idiot.
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I took my kids to Te Papa yesterday.  Happen to notice the book of condolence for Dr Bennington.  I think some people have mistook it for a feedback/comments book for the museum.  Some have written in big letters "SICK" "AWESOME" "GREAT PLACE".  Maybe they didn't know what had happened or they were too lazy to check out what they were writing their comments in.  Either way, it was insensitive.  I was embarrassed for the family, friends, staff & museum.
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Heifers who jump fences. timmymadden2009-07-26 16:43:53
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The f**king Warriors and their stupid f**king wraparound play

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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Wellington City Council

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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ESPN:

4 minutes of adds, then an announcement that they "are advancing through this coverage due to time constraints after these next four minutes of adds".

Then they advance the coverage eight minutes... wtf ?  Why not just show the coverage instead of interminable promotions and ESPN stings ?  f**kers.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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People who call 'Ads' 'Adds'.
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Hard News wrote:
Knife wielding smartarses.
 
Hope he's not Wongo's Surgeon!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Hard News wrote:
Knife wielding smartarses.
 
Hope he's not Wongo's Surgeon!



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The phrase "you are far too old for me..."   
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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The fact that a YFer uses the username "shining path".  What is he/she thinking? 
 
For those that don't don't Shining Path (Sendero Luminoso) is widely condemned for its brutality including violence deployed against peasants and trade union organisers, popularly elected officials and the general civilian population,the Shining Path is regarded by Peru as a terrorist organisation.
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Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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