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Things that piss you off...

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over 10 years ago

While we're at it, we should release tigers into the NZ bush. They could take care of the feral pigs, deer, goats and Freedom Campers

Stokes Valley circa 2020.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 10 years ago

But put a collar with a bell around it and keep it indoors at night.

#someonethinkofthenativebirds

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

Junior82 wrote:
#someonethinkofthenativebirdschildren
E + R + O

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over 10 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

#someonethinkofthenativebirds

I often think of Rachel Hunter circa 1990's. Does this count?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

#someonethinkofthenativebirds

I often think of Rachel Hunter circa 1990's. Does this count?

It doesn't count overnight, but it does count.

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over 10 years ago

Football Manager

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Groups of people that walk covering up 90% of the width of the sidewalk and give you a galre when you try to squeeze through the 10% walking the other way, how about you be a little less incosiderate before you glare you wanks?

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over 10 years ago

People who complain about young people or youth

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over 10 years ago

People.

E + R + O

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over 10 years ago

Young people

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over 10 years ago

Youths.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 10 years ago

People who complain about people who complain about young people or youth.

This would never have happened back when I was young. 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

it's a show for young adults, by Young adults

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 10 years ago · edited over 10 years ago · History

People who come visit us and our baby daughter in hospital and proceed to tell us how great their life is only to get pissed off when I tell then I dont really give a fudge about their life at the moment and they should use their brains a little and choose the time and place for sharing their stories a little more carefully next time

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

I am sorry to hear your daughter is unwell. Hopefully a speedy recovery.

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 10 years ago

Yea sorry to hear your daughters not well C-Diddy.

Is she going to be OK?

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over 10 years ago

Hope she's ok mate. 


Auckland will rise once more

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over 10 years ago

My girl is fine. Was just fudgeed off at the time and place this person decided to talk about themselves for an hour

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

My girl is fine. Was just fudgeed off at the time and place this person decided to talk about themselves for an hour

in other words you wee being a Novacodstrain .(just couldn't resist coops).

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 10 years ago

ballane wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

My girl is fine. Was just fudgeed off at the time and place this person decided to talk about themselves for an hour

in other words you wee being a Novacodstrain .(just couldn't resist coops).

Bloody swear filter I had unt not cod.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 10 years ago

ballane wrote:

ballane wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

My girl is fine. Was just fudgeed off at the time and place this person decided to talk about themselves for an hour

in other words you wee being a Novacodstrain .(just couldn't resist coops).

Bloody swear filter I had unt not cod.

:-)

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Muppets spamming interwebz forumz.

And people replacing ess's with zed's. Fudgeerz.

E + R + O

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over 10 years ago

ZurgeQld wrote:

Muppetz zpamming interwebz forumz.

And people replacing ezz'z with zed'z. Fudgeerz.

Fixed

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

ZurgeQld wrote:

Muppetz zpamming interwebz forumz.

And people replacing ezz'z with zed'z. Fudgeerz.

Fixed

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

ZurgeQld wrote:

Muppetz zpamming interwebz forumz.

And people replacing ezz'z with zed'z. Fudgeerz.

Fixed

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Microsoft fudgeing Word

My wife is writing an essay for uni and she saved it on Word and then went back into it and none of the changes she made today are there - and there's no recovery file for it and there's no previous versions of it showing. Considering she saved a couple of times this morning it's bizarre that the doc is showing last modified as 28 July. I've searched the entire computer for it and it's just disappeared. I tried to Google it but I only find information I can find is about either people who have closed Word without saving, or people who have opened files from web browsers and then saved them - neither of which are applicable. It's so fudgeing annoying. There's absolutely no logical explanation I can think of.

And yes, I have tried turning it off and back on again.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Microsoft fudgeing Word

My wife is writing an essay for uni and she saved it on Word and then went back into it and none of the changes she made today are there - and there's no recovery file for it and there's no previous versions of it showing. Considering she saved a couple of times this morning it's bizarre that the doc is showing last modified as 28 July. I've searched the entire computer for it and it's just disappeared. I tried to Google it but I only find information I can find is about either people who have closed Word without saving, or people who have opened files from web browsers and then saved them - neither of which are applicable. It's so fudgeing annoying. There's absolutely no logical explanation I can think of.

And yes, I have tried turning it off and back on again.

that's odd I usually find that the document ends up in some random file.

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over 10 years ago

Microsoft fudgeing Word

My wife is writing an essay for uni and she saved it on Word and then went back into it and none of the changes she made today are there - and there's no recovery file for it and there's no previous versions of it showing. Considering she saved a couple of times this morning it's bizarre that the doc is showing last modified as 28 July. I've searched the entire computer for it and it's just disappeared. I tried to Google it but I only find information I can find is about either people who have closed Word without saving, or people who have opened files from web browsers and then saved them - neither of which are applicable. It's so fudgeing annoying. There's absolutely no logical explanation I can think of.

And yes, I have tried turning it off and back on again.

LaTeX+Git for the win.

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 10 years ago

You forgot emacs

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over 10 years ago

patrick478 wrote:

Microsoft fudgeing Word

My wife is writing an essay for uni and she saved it on Word and then went back into it and none of the changes she made today are there - and there's no recovery file for it and there's no previous versions of it showing. Considering she saved a couple of times this morning it's bizarre that the doc is showing last modified as 28 July. I've searched the entire computer for it and it's just disappeared. I tried to Google it but I only find information I can find is about either people who have closed Word without saving, or people who have opened files from web browsers and then saved them - neither of which are applicable. It's so fudgeing annoying. There's absolutely no logical explanation I can think of.

And yes, I have tried turning it off and back on again.

LaTeX+Git for the win.

Not sure I want to know what a latex git is...

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Adults that have yet to figure out the intricacies off pissing in the toilet without pissing on the seat.

I am the youngest in the office by far, how does an adult not know how to a) lift the seat up, b) if not lifiting the seat up aim, and c) if your going to piss all over the seat wipe it the f**k down.

I know pissing is complex but fudge.

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over 10 years ago

Drunk_Monk wrote:

Adults that have yet to figure out the intricacies off pissing in the toilet without pissing on the seat.

I am the youngest in the office by far, how does an adult not know how to a) lift the seat up, b) if not lifiting the seat up aim, and c) if your going to piss all over the seat wipe it the f**k down.

I know pissing is complex but fudge.

Yeah we all miss occasionally but not cleaning up after yourself is horrific. The same goes with sh*te on the bowel, clean it up pigs!

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over 10 years ago

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 10 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Oh noes. Next it will be the Bambillo Pillows...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Oh noes. Next it will be the Bambillo Pillows...

I could have saved a couple of rainforests in notes about patients I have seen with issues because of changing to these 'fad' pillows.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 10 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Oh noes. Next it will be the Bambillo Pillows...

Don't get me started on those. I don't even see the appeal, I can't see how it could possibly be any more comfortable than a normal pillow. And if it was so much better than a normal pillow, how come they have to resort to having their products sold in temporary stands inside shopping malls? Why don't actual businesses like Briscoe's stock them? Because they are shark, that's why.

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 10 years ago

Australia(ns).

E + R + O

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Nutri Bullets,  Nuti Ninjas and those other similar objects are fudgeen blenders despite what the clown seller says. food extractioner, like fudge. It has blades, they spin - it's a blender.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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