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Things that piss you off...

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over 10 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

Nutri Bullets,  Nuti Ninjas and those other similar objects are fudgeen blenders despite what the clown seller says. food extractioner, like fudge. It has blades, they spin - it's a blender.

Except that you are forgetting that the blades are specially angled, and spin at a frequncy that resonates with the ley lines and thus channels the aura of the user into harmony with the essential oils and antioxidants in the things being blended, shark, I mean "bulleted". 

Which is CLEARLY much more beneficial to your Qi and helps alleviate piles.


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 10 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

Nutri Bullets,  Nuti Ninjas and those other similar objects are fudgeen blenders despite what the clown seller says. food extractioner, like fudge. It has blades, they spin - it's a blender.

It's not just a blender. It is a fudgeing expensive blender
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over 10 years ago

Aligning your aura with the Ley Lines is not easy to achieve... so it HAS to be expensive!


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 10 years ago

Will it give you thousands of luminous spheres?

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over 10 years ago

They need to be expensive - blending kale is not easy. Particularly organic, raw kale thats connected to ley lines or whatever.

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over 10 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Oh noes. Next it will be the Bambillo Pillows...

I could have saved a couple of rainforests in notes about patients I have seen with issues because of changing to these 'fad' pillows.

For every bambillo sold, a panda goes without a meal.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

Tony Abott

"Please, let's not underestimate the magnitude of this as a cultural shift," he said.

"Never before in this country or anywhere until very recently has this been regarded as an appropriate cultural norm."


And yet 23 other jurisdictions have somehow made this cultural shift despite its magnitude.

What a f*cking dinosaur.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

People who think a Nutri-Bullet is going to do something miraculous to their food.

Here's a tip. Try chewing food if you want to break it down to make it easier for your body to process. Cods

The old girl bought one of these (maybe she is trying to tell me something) and in some respects, they are ideal for some items. We had some left over pineapple and it minced it up to almost a pulpy pineapple juice. I did kinda ask the question as to what she would use it for.... I am still awaiting the answer.

Oh noes. Next it will be the Bambillo Pillows...

I could have saved a couple of rainforests in notes about patients I have seen with issues because of changing to these 'fad' pillows.

For every bambillo sold, a panda goes without a meal.

If a panda drops dead in the bamboo forest and nobody is there to see it does anyone really give a fudge?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago · edited over 10 years ago · History

People walking along a busy footpath or train station platform playing on their phone. Put the thing away for two minutes. you won't die.

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over 10 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

People walking along a busy footpath or train station platform playing on their phone. Put the thing away for two minutes. you won't die.

And if you don't put it away, you might die...


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 10 years ago

Things that piss YOU off. 

When you're at work tomorrow, having a coffee at morning tea, I'll be at Beervana. Suckers.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Hard News wrote:

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It's a brilliant day. No work, great beer (some strange) and brilliant food. Distinct lack of agro as well. 

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Transfer speculation threads.

(that contain everything in the universe EXCEPT transfer speculation.

E + R + O

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over 10 years ago

Posts with a bracket that opens the bracket, but which lack the closing bracket.

;o)


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 10 years ago

Why does that piss you off (like I need to ask

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 10 years ago

Or footnotes that don't lead anywhere⁴

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over 10 years ago

starting to get mightily pissed off from utterances by the government and maybe even more so by the retailers representatives regarding GST on overseas purchases. I dont resent anyone earning a buck BUT when retailers are pushing for this GST to ..'level the playing field'  aargh!!  They would have a level playing field if they didnt keep trying to stiff us with high prices compared to the rest of the world and sell goods that we actually want to buy not what they think we want to buy.....and while im on the subject I get taxed at source like many others. I duly pay my tax, On the balance I then pay GST on goods and services. Out of this same money I then pay airport taxes when I want to go away. There is a tax on pretty much everything including insurances etc etc. On the feint chance that I may somehow have any spare money left and decide to do the right thing and 'save' it towards eventual older age. I then find that any little bit of interest that it accrues in the bank or financial institution of choice that they not only charge me for that but also any feint hope that I have is quickly dashed by paying tax yet again on interest accrued on this amount...... Rant over

ps. is there anything more crooked than compound interest?

" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow

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over 10 years ago

paullt wrote:

ps. is there anything more crooked than compound interest?

FIFA.
E + R + O

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over 10 years ago

TPPA the agenda to sell out NZ that is currently being distracted from by John Key and his determined effort to leave us his legacy - A crap flag from 40 crappy designs.

TPPA is not in our best interests but Key and his mates are telling us very minimal information about it. However there is enough on the net.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

TPPA the agenda to sell out NZ that is currently being distracted from by John Key and his determined effort to leave us his legacy - A crap flag from 40 crappy designs.

TPPA is not in our best interests but Key and his mates are telling us very minimal information about it. However there is enough on the net.

Really? You truly believe that? Bits of information leaked and mountains of shark just made up?

You will also recall that it was not signed as it was "not in the best interests of NZ"

Any free trade deal is a series of compromises for the overall good. 

Take a look at the positive benefits of the China FTA some time.

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over 10 years ago

It has not gone away Jeff. If signed it will allow the USA dictate terms on pretty much anything and if we dont agree, lawyers will be all over us.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

It has not gone away Jeff. If signed it will allow the USA dictate terms on pretty much anything and if we dont agree, lawyers will be all over us.

So why not sign it this time if the intention is simply to sell NZ down a creek and allow the US to dictate whatever they want?  

The way this has been negotiated is no different to any other trade deal.

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over 10 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

It has not gone away Jeff. If signed it will allow the USA dictate terms on pretty much anything and if we dont agree, lawyers will be all over us.

So why not sign it this time if the intention is simply to sell NZ down a creek and allow the US to dictate whatever they want?  

The way this has been negotiated is no different to any other trade deal.

I'm confused. Why would we want any deal where corporate's can sue our government for potential loss of earnings?

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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we wouldn't. Hence it hasn't been signed. That has probably long since gone into the "hell no" pile and negotiations moved on (or stalled, as it were) 


Allegedly

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over 10 years ago

People that smoke and come back to work absolutely reeking of ciggies. How hard is it to spray some deodorant / perfume?

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over 10 years ago

KG19 wrote:

People that smoke and come back to work absolutely reeking of ciggies. How hard is it to spray some deodorant / perfume?

A) They spent all their cash on the ciggies

And...

B) Odour masking sprays are flammable

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 10 years ago

Tegal wrote:

we wouldn't. Hence it hasn't been signed. That has probably long since gone into the "hell no" pile and negotiations moved on (or stalled, as it were) 

The problem is I saw somewhere someone from National said that we need to sign it so we don't look weak.

Which was something I was worried our big headed government may believe, which could result in us signing it and coming out 20th best so we look STRONG!!!!!

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over 10 years ago

I wasn't sure where to put this next gem. Fruitloop thread? But the Maori King now wants all the land from Wellsford down to Ngarawharia -  yes - Auckland. What a great idea to encourage multiculturalism. Let's come out with a radical idea. 

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Tegal wrote:

we wouldn't. Hence it hasn't been signed. That has probably long since gone into the "hell no" pile and negotiations moved on (or stalled, as it were) 

Negotiations are still ongoing despite the recent outcome.  It is alive and well.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Shooting Takahe. 

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 10 years ago

Tainui

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over 10 years ago

FFS here was me about to leave my job and start butterfly breeding but its just been declared a high risk job,think i will go back to my low risk laying explosives jobs.

How sharkcoding stupid are some of our politicians and bureaucrats.That sure as hell pisses me off...


GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 10 years ago

You've obviously not heard of Mothra then?

I'd stick to cattle and sheep...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

ballane wrote:

FFS here was me about to leave my job and start butterfly breeding but its just been declared a high risk job,think i will go back to my low risk laying explosives jobs.

How sharkcoding stupid are some of our politicians and bureaucrats.That sure as hell pisses me off...

Hey hey hey, butterfly keepers are the unsung heroes of the modern age.

Butterflies are unpredictable and dangerous.  If you've ever had a butterfly bite you would understand as they generally have to amputate.

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over 10 years ago

tissues going through the washing machine

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Mike Hosking and Seven Sharp

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 10 years ago

Wells has field day on that tosser Radio Hauraki mornings.

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 10 years ago

Mike Hosking and Seven Sharp

Don't leave out the giggly bimbo beside him.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Don't like them but guess you guys don't have the privilege of listening to Larry George Bush Williams on radio.

The guys a lunatic


Auckland will rise once more

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