Things that piss you off...

It's not Thursday yet so no Star Wars yet.

Why isn't it Thursday yet.  I mean tomorrow is Wednesday.  Wednesday isn't Thursday,  I don't feel like what I am asking for is unreasonable.

Fudge Wednesday.

I am hoping to make the 12:40 pm 3D version on Thursday if the wife doesn't mind.

I just read comments on Stuff. I now feel like I need my brain removed.

What is worse is that I knew it was the wrong thing to so before I did it.

Fudgewits that stroll across the road in central Wellington as though it's a footpath put there just for them and everyone else on the planet has been killed by a virus (or triffids) and they're the sole survivor.

BREAKING NEWS::::: IT FUCKING WELL ISN"T - GET YOUR SPOTTY ARSE TO THE OTHER SIDE AS QUICKLY AS IS PRACTICABLE, WE DON"T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY TO WAIT FOR YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED ARROGANT COCKHEAD!!!

I am not sure where to put this comment to be honest. So here is the story and I am asking advice on how to deal with it.

My wife knows this lady whom two weeks ago purchased a Size "M" Stripey for $30 on trade me (Who are now looking into it) from a guy using the name ***************. The jersey was paid for but never arrived and all attempts to contact the guy are not getting a result. His email address has him down as **************.

Tis the season for Cons, but having spoken with the woman, she is not trying it on but I do think she's has been ripped. She lives in Upper Hutt.

I wouldn't normally publish a guys name on here but if anyone on here knows the guy and if there is a genuine reason for him not sending the lady the stripey for her 15 Year olds Xmas present, then we can pass it on. Perhaps there is just a delay but then not answering emails makes me suspicious.

I am wondering whether or not to approach the club and see if the Xmas spirit is alive with them and get one. Or if I should give him one of my own Autographed players jerseys but it is the original one in black. (Carl Dodds, or Plodders or Kwasnics)

What do you people think. Needs answers asap, it's nearly Xmas.

Sounds dodgy to me..... but if you need urgent answers I would sneakily put this into message into the Wellington Phoenix Discussion area... you will get more views there.... but might annoy the mods but then you can get them to destroy it after the 25th...

I ordered an official Cambridge United home strip a few years ago and it made it to New Zealand and then promptly vanished. NZ post paid for a replacement, it might have happened. How many stars did this guy have? Seems odd that he's not respond.

No stars.

Unfortunately that says it all.

Yep the lady has complained to Trade Me. The wife and I can't wait to see her face because Mr David Dome came to the party. I love ya Domey. I wish good Karma on you. Thank you very very much. Me? Iwant to find out who the guy is and why.

Driving to work early so that the guy I take over could go home early, only to find the railway Crossing at Trentham is fully blocked off - even at 21:35 tongiht. I then had to drive work via Silverstream adding an extra 10 mins to my trip. So a good intention ended up as a wet bus ticket. I believe the crossing has been closed since 13:00 this afternoon.

Arsenal.

The standard of A-League refereeing 

A "Standard" would suggest a minimum acceptable level of competency

The A League.

Had a moderate rainshower yesterday evening and discovered our garage leaks. Guttering in leaky part is concealed so looks Iike this bloke is going to make a phone call to his insurer.

People who fart in elevators.  Seriosuly the whole thing stunk.  Granted I was the one that farted in it, but it still stunk something wicked.

People who elevate while farting

I appreciate Jumping Jack Flash but there is a limit to ostentatious wind breaking IMO

That reminds me of my old joke.Jeremy Corbett is about as funny as a fart in an elevator. And you have proven it.

Cricket players with gold chains asking my future wife and mother to my children out for a drink

New Zealand internet giving me a ping of 720 on War Thunder.

 I have a win rate of about 57 - 58% which is excellent. With a ping like that I can't move.

I can just about live with the freezes which is partly due to a sh*t old comp and pings of around 300. However the freezes get worse as late afternoon and evening approaches and now my ping is just unreal.

Why is it taking sooooo long to improve the speed over here? Pukerua Bay just seems to be a lost cause. 

Might have to move to Canada or somewhere so I can take part in WT e-tournaments.

Move to Upper Hutt, i am on unlimited high speed fibre optic internet with Trust Power. And I could give you a lift to games!

Advice Please:

Partner purchased a water bottle from Macpac on the weekend and the first time she used it today it leaked all throughout her bag, killing her Huawei P7 in the process.

Should we hit Macpac up for the cost of replacing the phone ($600 phone vs $10 water bottle)???

I know our contents insurance will cover it but excess is still about $400

Go for it. In America you would have sued them for millions and got 2 Million.

I would love to have a rip at them but honestly dont think they can be held accountable for the damage caused to the phone.

Just fudgeing ropable at their sharke product causing this issue

Get in touch - let them know what happened. I agree they can't be held accountable but if they don't know they can't do something about it.... and who knows, they may even be GC's and flick you a voucher or something (or, they may just be c's and not give a shark).

30 day waiting periods to cancel sky.

I mean I could have got my ass into gear sooner but I thought 3 weeks was oodles.

72 hours should be enough, it is only a friggen keystroke command for fudges sake. And return the decoder to Newbolds.

What's worse is the decoder is outside of that 30 day period.

The only justifiable reason for the 30 day period is to get some more money out of leaving customers.

It's not like they have to send a tech to site to disconnect the service.

Fudgeing sky.

Wankers of the week nomination: Elite Parking Services, Auckland.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/75925604/clamping-...

Read the full article, what a bunch of wankers.

seems like they were doing their job. 

Waiting a generous 5 mins and clamp someone? I noted the bit where she asked if she had stayed in the store and her son went to the place next door, would she get clamped and the answer was yes, even though she was still in the store. Only in Auckland I guess. Although, the Wellington sharks are just as bad.

American auctioneers? WTF ! Trying to understand their rapid fire speak is nesr impossible. Give me an English auctioneer any time.

P !!!

Cancer...

First Bowie, now the family dog. Off to the vet for her last adventure tonight... :`(

fark. Sorry mate, that sucks. 

Was dismissed as arthritis until the emergency vet found a growth the size of a tennis ball under her hind leg a week ago. She's been kept comfortable as the kids in the family all wanted to see her - been a horrid week with it looming. People who say "it's just an animal" obviously never had a decent empathy and bond with their pet. 

Sorry to hear leighbo . Been there a few times. They really do become part of the family :(

100% bang on.

I remember when my cat had to be put down three years ago due to a really bad infection. It was heartbreaking.

Sorry for your loss.