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Capital 14 (a or b)

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

was that a bit of a piss take there feverish? I played that game didn't really think the waterside was as good as they said they were in that report.

and the "controversial" incident where we got our goal, if the ref had called the offside straight away there wouldn't have been a problem, fact was he took much advice from the karori team, the cogs turned slowly in his head and agreed with them an age in footballing time later. and how come he didn't continue refing that half? wasn't that he was useless or had to rely on the wharfies to make his decisions for him?

i'm not bitter.

i swears

those guys are just having a bit of fun.

i didnt write it

yeah i figured, didnt mean to imply that you wrote it, my bad

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Great hijacking of this thread 14b.. I had almost mustered up the courage to start a new one for us, but this will do. Talking about match reports, someone different from our team does it each week and last weekends one was a beaut! Check this out: (if you have the time, its lengthy)

http://www.wuafc.wellington.net.nz/MMatchReportsLatest.html

scroll down, near the bottom - "14 - Universale"

p.s oh, and thanks for the heads up Christo, play upper hutt on saturday..

NZgooner2008-04-24 14:57:56

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sealords#10 wrote:

yea my bad, wrong team

Your teams write has proved a laugh for the Martians.

And no comment on our Ref or his gumboots?

A dog with a bone :)

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Eastbourne 10 Mana 1. At least we scored. Although with my own goal and seven goalkeeper errors I think we contributed more to the game than the opposition!!

Eastbourne probably could not believe their luck in playing a team who are so generous in defence.

Their team is a strange mix of very young players (ex Juniors) and re treads from the Masters team! But it seems to work.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

north welly 12 unicycles 1

they only had nine players though so it wasn't exactly fair. It would have been a close game if they were full strength

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I thought we only had 8 but I'm probably wrong. I was pretty much exhausted at the end, could barely walk let alone run. Was still good fun, especially the banter towards the end. Critical_Lemon2008-04-27 11:47:46

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Karori 7 Slayers 1. Too young, too fast and not the best performance by us either resulted in a pretty one sided match.

4-0 at half time but we kept on trying and it paid off with a well deserved goal from the penalty spot in the last minute of the game (last goal wins in div 14 aint it

I think we have the unicycles next week, hopefully they turn up with 8 players again so we might have a chance

The team has also joined the 21st century and created our own website www.slayers.co.nz be sure to check it out and let us know what you think.

Slayer2008-04-27 20:57:45

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Great game against the Slayers. Clearly a good team in their day. Loved the website by the way, particularly the match report which mentioned my sweet team management folder. Essential to ensuring things run smoothly on match day. Who got the broken nose???

Stokes Valley at Delaney next week. should be a lot of fun.

Sea-what!!! Sealords!!!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think the broken nose comment is referring to one of your players (striker?) who got a bloodied nose after being hit in the face with the ball.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

CAPITAL 14a: (26-4-08)

SV Destroyers             7    Petone Martians       2
Eastbourne                10    Porirua City Mana     1
Karori Sealads            7     Upper Hutt Slayers    1
Nth Wgtn Cougars     13    Uni Cycles            1

                                P W D L GF GA Pts
Karori Sealads         4 3 1 0  16    2      10
SV Destroyers         4 3 1 0 22   9       10
Eastbourne             4 3 0 1 23   7        9
Uni Cycles               4 2 1 1 15 21       7
Nth Wgtn Cougars  4 1 2 1 17   7        5
Petone Martians      4 1 0 3   9 16        3
Upper Hutt Slayers   4 0 1 3   6 19      1
Porirua City Mana     4 0 0 4   4 31       0

CAPITAL 14b: (26-4-08)

Upper Hutt City       0     Wgtn Un Universale    1
Waterside Fever     2     Upper Hutt Army         0
Island Bay DB's       6      SV Immigrants           10
Brooklyn Northern  4      Nth Wellington B         3

                                     P W D L GF GA Pts
Wgtn Un Universale     4 4 0 0 35   0      12
Upper Hutt City            4 3 0 1 28   5      9
SV Immigrants              4 3 0 1 20 15      9
Waterside Fever          4 2 1 1   9   6        7
Brooklyn Northern        4 2 1 1   9 11       7
Upper Hutt Army          4 1 0 3   6 21       3
Island Bay DB's            4 0 0 4   9 34       0
Nth Wellington B           4 0 0 4   5 29       0

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

great hard fought win for Universale on saturday vs our upper hutt rivals. scored early and managed to hold onto a one nil against an eager upper hutt team to take first place 3pts clear. gotta love the 4-6-0 formation..

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

P Jiggy-D wrote:

Great game against the Slayers. Clearly a good team in their day.

Hahahahaha that's hilarious.

We are on the improve ;)

Nice game though, we were just out run by a younger fitter side. The half time Tui helped for about 10 minutes :)

Excellent grounds too (apart from the cricket pitch area) probably the pick of the grounds we play on, you can actually slide and not hit the gravel hiding under the coating of mud.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Come now Original Slayer nothing beats the Awa Kairangi #3 field!

wow this avatar actually looks like me too!

the_Butcher2008-04-28 20:27:18

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

the_Butcher wrote:

Come now Original Slayer nothing beats the Awa Kairangi #3 field!

wow this avatar actually looks like me too!

Is it just me or are those fields really short? played the #1 this weekend and it seemed it anyway

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

to be honest I dont have a clue, but #3 is as crooked as a Man U supporter! And best they watch out for Westham lol

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

#1 and #2 aren't bad, but the higher the numbers go the shorter they get. #3 is wonky, but I'm sure #5 is worse... and the goals on 5 are VERY low.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Playing waterside at the velodrome this weekend, will be a first time for my team and i. Be quite a novelty too, but i hear its not the hottest of pitches?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

#1 and #2 aren't bad, but the higher the numbers go the shorter they get. #3 is wonky, but I'm sure #5 is worse... and the goals on 5 are VERY low.

Pitch number 5 is for juniors...... when did you say you last played on it

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Slayer wrote:

Hard News wrote:

#1 and #2 aren't bad, but the higher the numbers go the shorter they get. #3 is wonky, but I'm sure #5 is worse... and the goals on 5 are VERY low.

Pitch number 5 is for juniors...... when did you say you last played on it

There is a senior game on it this week with the Upper Hutt 14b side set to play on it.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Spurs crazy wrote:

Slayer wrote:

Hard News wrote:

#1 and #2 aren't bad, but the higher the numbers go the shorter they get. #3 is wonky, but I'm sure #5 is worse... and the goals on 5 are VERY low.

Pitch number 5 is for juniors...... when did you say you last played on it

There is a senior game on it this week with the Upper Hutt 14b side set to play on it.

Well my 12th grader is playing on it this Saturday as well

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

We welcome the Cougars for their first ever visit to Waihora. Should be a good game, we have some of our Uni boys back this week so the thrashings should be over as we are likely to actually have a full team for a change.

We apologise to the Cougars about the appalling changing facilities at Waihora...we are working on the Council for an upgrade.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

NZgooner wrote:

Playing waterside at the velodrome this weekend, will be a first time for my team and i. Be quite a novelty too, but i hear its not the hottest of pitches?

lol chor its not the pitch quality ya gotta worry about its the size of the thing haha gotta be the smallest field in wellington I reckon

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

...and don't assume the pitch softness on the side away from the hill is the same as the side by the bank. Chances are it will be like concrete on one side and a swamp on the other.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

CAPITAL 14a: 3-5-08

Porirua City Mana     1    Nth Wgtn Cougars      0
Petone Martians       0    Eastbourne                 2
SV Destroyers          2    Karori Sealads             1
Uni Cycles                 8    Upper Hutt Slayers     2

                                      P W D L GF GA Pts
SV Destroyers               5 4 1 0 24 10     13
Eastbourne                   5 4 0 1 25   7      12
Karori Sealads               5 3 1 1 17   4      10
Uni Cycles                     5 3 1 1 23 23      10
Nth Wgtn Cougars       5 1 2 2 17   8        5
Petone Martians           5 1 0 4   9 18        3
Porirua City Mana         5 1 0 4   5 31       3
Upper Hutt Slayers       5 0 1 4   8 27       1

CAPITAL 14b:

Upper Hutt Army         2    Brooklyn Northern     2
Wgtn Un Universale    1    Waterside Fever       0
Upper Hutt City          19    Island Bay DB's        1
Nth Wellington B         0    SV Immigrants           5

                                      P W D L GF GA Pts
Wgtn Un Universale      5 5 0 0 36   0     15
Upper Hutt City             5 4 0 1 47   6     12
SV Immigrants               5 4 0 1 25 15     12
Brooklyn Northern         5 2 2 1 11 13      8
Waterside Fever           5 2 1 2   9   7        7
Upper Hutt Army           5 1 1 3   8 23     4
Nth Wellington B            5 0 0 5   5 34      0
Island Bay DB's              5 0 0 5 10 53      0

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

We won, we won, we won! 1-0 Mana versus the Cougars. Only the second win in the teams history and our first ever clean sheet. Well done Mana boys.

A close and fast game with lots of pace on show. Not much goalmouth action either end, mostly a midfield battle. Tense last five minutes as Cougars pressed for an equaliser and Mana hung on.

Pitch not too bad despite all the rain.

Next week our annual battle with the Slayers.....cant wait!

What happened with the 19 goal game??!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Well done Orpewise

Not to happy to hear that the Cougars have pace though as we have to play them next week.

A dog with a bone :)

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Another typical Slayer performance today. Let the opposition skipaway to a huge lead (6-0) at half time before the magical brown ale at half time leads to a close fought second half, 2-2.

Well done Unicycles the game was played in good spirit.

Looking forward to playing at our 'real' home ground of Harcourt next week against our cellar dwelling friends Porirua Mana. We are still hurting from the last time we played you guys on our hallowed turf.

Also big congrats to our 'Big Guy' for becoming a father overnight, although why he couldn't play the game we don't understand....... I feel sorry for the woman ;o)

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Orpewise wrote:

What happened with the 19 goal game??!!

yea I feel sorry for Island Bay, they have conceded 15 vs universale, an now 19 vs upper hutt. it's outrageous.. not sure on the details of the match but would like to hear if anyone can comment?

Universale had their second 1-0 win in two weeks, quite nice to grind out a result like that - instead of an 8-0 win or something. makes it much more intense. My whole team went to a 21st on friday night, and as it was pouring down we convinced ourselves the games would not be on so drunkingly stumbled home at 6am for bed to received a message 4 hours later that the game was on. Talk about rough..

NZgooner2008-05-04 13:41:47

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It was a good game, I thought we were going to get an equalizer in the last ten or so minutes. I don't know how you guys are below us in the table though. You guys have been by far the hardest team we have played thus far!

cheers for a fun cold saturday arvo

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Thanks Alaistair. That was the first time we have had our full team available. the heavy defeats in recent games have been with us playing short and/.or without our best players. Yesterday was more like it. I am sure we would have beaten some of the teams we have played if we could have fielded the full team.

Yes the last 10 was very frenetic!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yes as NZgooner says, saturadys game was tough for Universale and well won.

Would say that we should have made more of our oppurtunites but the very windy conditions made that last pass or cross very difficult...should have changed our tactics to short passing through the middle rather than taking it down the wings where it would be frittied away in the wind in the final ball...

Well played by Waterside however and they were oh so lucky not to score at least one goal due to some finishing that seemed beyone the laws of physics :P

Universale will be comnig back to their scoring ways soon : )

And geez yes Islad bay must be hurting...

Anyone avail to comment?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

so turns out a majority of the players in upper hutt city in14b played for upper hutt in 2nds last year...and decided to make a new team and had to start at the bottom...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

even better effort beating them 1 zip out there. Those guys were a mid table Capital 2 side last year

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No sh*t.. that makes the effort a whole lot better!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The old keeper from that side plays in outfield for Upper Hutt Army. You can imagine the abuse he copped when they got tanked by them.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The game of the season Mana versus the Slayers. be there! Harcourt 2.30. I predict a Mana win as we are on a run after last weeks victory.

Unless the weather gets us of course!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Outrage! Now I know why the Slayers did not respond to my last post....as well as secretly arranging with Capital Football to have the game cancelled due to alleged "weather conditions" they have been abusing Porirua City Mana on their secret website. (Secret coz only three people not already in their team have ever seen it!).

How dare the Slayers equate the proud Porirua City Mana with the Petone Martians IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!! Mana;s level of incompetence is in no way equal to that of the Martians....have the Martians ever finished bottom of the League?! NO NEVER!!! I demand some kind of correction or apology (or goals....).

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Come now Orpewise, you must know us slayers by now. We do not apologise nor do we make mistakes (no correction needed). We do our talking on the pitch. Shame about the cancellation. Look forward to our next meeting with you. Good luck for the rest of the season.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Orpewise, yes the Martians have finished bottom.

I seem to remember 2003 without much fondness.

Capital 11

Petone Martians 18 0 1 17 12 78 1

2006 was our best effort

Capital 13 bottom half of table

Petone Martians       16 4 4 8 39 34 16
Porirua City          17 5 0 12 34 52 15
Brooklyn Northern     16 4 2 10 45 65 14
Seatoun               16 3 3 10 32 42 12
Waterside Swifts      16 3 3 10 33 53 12
Upper Hutt Slayers    17 3 0 14 47 86   9
Porirua Mana Coll     16 0 0 16 25 147   0

Looking forward to playing the Slayers next week.

A dog with a bone :)

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

hence why I love Martians and Slayers.....

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