Loved the Duran Duran review, so will do my own. You all know my bias however I've seen every Coastal match for years on end so have seen all these teams 3 times this year. I didn't get up to Nelson for the last game however but did make the first one.
Bays
Yes, probably the luckiest team to win the league, and I guess the points they got back from the FC2011 debacle and the fact that Coastal did them a massive favour beating Tech twice helped them out. They appeared to be a rag-tag bunch of players stuck together however they came up with the goods in the end. Apart from the bottom teams, all their games were relatively close however the total points don't lie.
Tech
Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of ____. Great to see a new winner of the league, even if it wasn't us. Even better that Coastal beat them twice at home and got the shield. Probably the best team in the league, with a massive +63 goal difference, however the 3 losses cost them dearly. I'm sure they would have appreciated being gifted 3 points after losing however they managed to put 12 past FC2011 so it didn't happen. I'm sure there will be plenty more $ put out there next year to get their champions spot back.
Coastal
Sigh. The year that could have been. If ever there was a chance to win the league I believe this was it. Beat Tech twice, looked powerful in the first round, however a mid-season slump really hurt. Drawing with Uni (wtf?) then losing to Tech, Nelson, Nomads, FC2011 and being 2-1 up over Bays to lose 3-2 was just terrible. Coinciding with losing what could possibly be our best ever player Sam Orritt overseas meant that whatever title shot we could have had was gone. Starting a season with a heap of players, to end up with half of that is a pretty sad state of affairs as well. Best fans in the league. :-)
Nelson
Love the Nelson trips, although sticking to my previous post about only having one Nelson team in the league. Good side, but jesus they can be as up and down as Coastal and a seesaw. Always seem to attract good overseas players and wonderful to see Skippy out there. I honestly can't see them ever winning the league.
FC2011
Despite the ever increasing ridiculous name, they did well at times over the year. Some good young players and the crouching tiger hidden coach seems to get the best out of them. The 6 points dropped would have seen them right up with the top half and would have probably been more of a fairer result. In saying that, shipping 9 goals to Tech shows a bit of gap right? Heaps of good players coming through (jealous) so the future looks good.
Nomads
I thought they did really well this year. They pushed Coastal every game, and were unlucky not to get more out of our games. Bit of a random old skool coach who was entertaining to watch on the sideline. Might find 2018 more of a relegation challenge with Selwyn being no Western.
Universities
Just better than the worst. I enjoyed watching the super-afro-man coach as he was entertaining and seemed to gee his players up however across the field they were simply lacking talent. Hard to imagine a team with a -46 goal difference and a single figure points column in a 21 game league staying up but there you have it. They will find the Selwyn challenge the hardest in 2018.
Western
Honestly sad to see them go. A club where Coastal used to pinch their players from, and then later on pass them off to. Love the history of the club, with legends like Woodsy senior and junior, and plenty of players that have gone on to greater things. However with little to no junior section it's always gonna be tough. They did have the best dressed coach in the league before sacking him. Can't see them coming back either though however who knows what will happen in the CCL next year.
All you Yellow Fever folks should get on down to Canterbury Utd over the summer, it's a great day out. Not as good as supporting your club but it's close enough. It's also the only time you'll ever see me cheering on a Tech player. :-)
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