Revolting Peasants.... I say we should have a side entrance so we do not have to put up with the smell from the stinking working classes!!
Seriously, will invite anyone wearing a Nix shirt to be my "Guest" in the Lounge. Only one allowed though!
I am on the 2.20 flight
Thanks for the offer. There are 8 of us, so we will take it in turns.
I will ensure we have all washed beforehand so you aren't put off by the stench of rotting turnips.
Fever Top Tips:
1. Say "sandwiches" instead of "sarnies" or "butties"
2. Goats and chickens are NOT permitted in the koru lounge
3. The toilets are for going to the toilet and the hand basins are for washing hands. Please remember this.
4. Trying to shag the staff is frowned upon. Mostly.
Not forgetting "Latte please" instead of "a mug o cha please luv"
6. Although food and beverages are complimentary, always conduct oneself with dignity and restraint in the koru lounge
A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The barman gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said, "You really look fantastic... and that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realising he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You're a TOTAL W#NKER... My God you STINK... Do you know, you're almost AS UGLY AS YOUR MOTHER!"
By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
