Liverpool Thread - Premier League Champions* 2019/20 (Part 1)

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That has tp be the first time the Toffees have ever given us a Christmas present
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Happy birthday Milky Pisswit.....come on the three points v Bolton in a few hours for an ideal present!
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Great- top of the League coming into 2009! Unbelievable performances twice there. So happy with Insua and Lucas against Newcastle! 
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HAHAHAHAHA

just thought I'd drop by to tell you that your c**t of a captain got himself arrested last night and is being detained in prison following a brawl in a bar.
oh and he also got a parking ticket on his bentley which was parked outside the bar.


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https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7802932.stm

What a dumbass, just when liverpool had a chance of winning the league. It had to be him though.

And apprantley his "freedom of Knowsley" or whatever it is, means he is allowed to drive his sheep down the main street. Michael2008-12-30 11:49:24
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Happy birthday Milky Pisswit.....come on the three points v Bolton in a few hours for an ideal present!
 
Cheers mate!
 
Even better to get back from camping to see 2 sweet results and a 3 point lead!
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francsernal wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA

just thought I'd drop by to tell you that your c**t of a captain got himself arrested last night and is being detained in prison following a brawl in a bar.
oh and he also got a parking ticket on his bentley which was parked outside the bar.


 
Oh, thanks for the heads up. Unlike your ex-captain, however, we'll support him. Also, the guy only got four stitches. What a baby. Must have been Michael Owen in disguise! This sort of thing happens all the time. Our captain is better than your entire team anyhow.
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Steve Gerrard! Gerrard!
Can pass the ball 40 Yards
His punches are f*cking hard
Steve Gerrard! Gerrard!
C-Diddy2009-01-01 13:04:14

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Steve Gerrard! Gerrard!
Can pass the ball 40 Yards
His punches are f*cking hard
Steve Gerrard! Gerrard!


Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He runs over kids in cars
He batters DJs in bars
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard!
cam-bwfc2009-01-03 21:25:31
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El-Kun wrote:
francsernal wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA

just thought I'd drop by to tell you that your c**t of a captain got himself arrested last night and is being detained in prison following a brawl in a bar.
oh and he also got a parking ticket on his bentley which was parked outside the bar.

 
Oh, thanks for the heads up. Unlike your ex-captain, however, we'll support him. Also, the guy only got four stitches. What a baby. Must have been Michael Owen in disguise! This sort of thing happens all the time. Our captain is better than your entire team anyhow.
mate you are actually the biggest t**ser on this site. ''our captain is better than your entire team anyhow" what kinda idiotic thing to say is that.
 
and as for the reference to how we didnt support our ex-captain: a) he didn't get arrested and isnt facing 5 years in jail (have i mentioned HAHAHA? because HAHAHA) and b) we arsenal fans were smart enough to realise that our captain was a whingy little c**t and so we said so, you lot are all in denial about gerrard and this just proves he is still the prick he has always been.
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Three for me, and two for them.

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francsernal wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
francsernal wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAjust thought I'd drop by to tell you that your c**t of a captain got himself arrested last night and is being detained in prison following a brawl in a bar. oh and he also got a parking ticket on his bentley which was parked outside the bar.

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Oh, thanks for the heads up. Unlike your ex-captain, however, we'll support him. Also, the guy only got four stitches. What a baby. Must have been Michael Owen in disguise! This sort of thing happens all the time. Our captain is better than your entire team anyhow.


mate you are actually the biggest t**ser on this site. ''our captain is better than your entire team anyhow" what kinda idiotic thing to say is that.
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and as for the reference to how we didnt support our ex-captain: a) he didn't get arrested and isnt facing 5 years in jail (have i mentioned HAHAHA? because HAHAHA) and b) we arsenal fans were smart enough to realise that our captain was a whingy little c**t and so we said so, you lot are all in denial about gerrard and this just proves he is still the prick he has always been.
Agreed although we all know Gerrard won't get 5 years, doubt he will even get community service and because Liverpool are nothing without him there is no way they are going to suspend him personally.
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i think the FA could have something to say about it.
they gave joey barton a ban for getting into a fight, gerrard should get the same treatment.
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francsernal wrote:
i think the FA could have something to say about it.
they gave joey barton a ban for getting into a fight, gerrard should get the same treatment.
Doubt it will happen I can only hope though Liverpool are guaranteed a loss if this happens.
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Keane to Liverpool....20 million
Berbatov to Man Utd....30 million
Robinho to Man City....32 million

Gerrard to Walton....PRICELESS!!!


Apparently Rafa Benitez is set to launch a bid for Joey Barton during this month's transfer window. It's reported Benitez wants a like for like replacement for Steven Gerrard.


I can understand why Stevie G did want to punch in the DJ though...

...i mean what scouser would want to listen to 'Working 9 to 5'.


Liverpool were reported to of been unhappy to of only hit 5 against Newcastle in the win on Sunday. So Gerrard went down to Southport and hit a sixth.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Jeez, arent you all hilarious... This is meant to be the Liverpool thread and nobody is standing up for Gerrard. And I'm serious, I'd rather have Gerrard in my team than anyone in the Arsenal team. How is that an idiotic thing to say? Joey Barton is a thug, he almost killed 5 people, Gerrard just gave this guy (a United fan no less) a bit of a slap. So there's no comparison there, Gerrard can actually play football. His record is otherwise perfect in terms of violence etc. Anyway, that was class how he set up Torres! And Everton in the next round! 
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francsernal wrote:
i think the FA could have something to say about it.
they gave joey barton a ban for getting into a fight, gerrard should get the same treatment.
Doubt it will happen I can only hope though Liverpool are guaranteed a loss if this happens.
 
Yeah, true, like against United, eh? That was defo a loss without Gerrard or Torres.
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El-Kun wrote:
Jeez, arent you all hilarious... This is meant to be the Liverpool thread and nobody is standing up for Gerrard. And I'm serious, I'd rather have Gerrard in my team than anyone in the Arsenal team. How is that an idiotic thing to say? round! 
 
first of all, yes we are in fact quite hilarious.
 
secondly, thats now what you said. you said "our captain is better than your entire team anyhow" which implies that you think that the douchebag in question is better than the whole of the arsenal squad put together..which is, trust me, very idiotic.
and as for the barton v gerrard discussion, the only difference between them it seems is that joey barton can actually fight, vs gerrard being just a bit of a pussy.
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Nah, I meant that Gerrard is better than any of your players, in my opinion. But maybe I didnt word it right, so fair enough. Yeah, and then you're the guy saying he should be jailed etc etc, and now you're saying he's a pussy which, if he didnt hurt the pussy DJ, why should he get 5 years and Barton, who nearly killed people, not get so long? And some of the chants posted above seem to suggest he knows how to fihgt... He's from Huyton after all, la!
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Hey, EK the reason that none of the other Reds supporters here have stood up for Gerrard is that we know that these guys are just trying to wind us up and get a bite. By responding to them you only play into their hands. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Personally I don't know why the arse fans are so full of themselves anyway. They're 5th, playing like sh*t and one of their best players is gone for most of the rest of the season and Whinger doesn't have any money to buy anyone good in January. At this rate they'll be lucky to play UEFA cup next season.

All I know is right now I wake up every morning knowing we're 3 points clear on top of the table, we're in the 4th round of the FA Cup and we're in the knock out stages of the UCL.

It may not last but right now that's all that counts so enjoy it and enjoy the fact that these guys that are hassling us can't say the same.

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Yep Arsenal are playing like sh*t you're spot on Malky. In fact they're playing so sh*t that they've managed to not lose in their last six games in the Premiership gaining 12 points in the process. Utterly sh*t form there.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Got one


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I'm not THAT big am i?

Three for me, and two for them.

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Malky wrote:
Hey, EK the reason that none of the other Reds supporters here have stood up for Gerrard is that we know that these guys are just trying to wind us up and get a bite. By responding to them you only play into their hands. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Personally I don't know why the arse fans are so full of themselves anyway. They're 5th, playing like sh*t and one of their best players is gone for most of the rest of the season and Whinger doesn't have any money to buy anyone good in January. At this rate they'll be lucky to play UEFA cup next season.

All I know is right now I wake up every morning knowing we're 3 points clear on top of the table, we're in the 4th round of the FA Cup and we're in the knock out stages of the UCL.

It may not last but right now that's all that counts so enjoy it and enjoy the fact that these guys that are hassling us can't say the same.

 
. Okay then! Forgive my ignorance. Just thought that nobody backed Gerrard up, despite his heroic status for our club!
 
Anyway, what does everyone make of the FA Cup draw?
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Buffon II wrote:
I'm not THAT big am i?
 
I should hope not!
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El-Kun wrote:
 
Anyway, what does everyone make of the FA Cup draw?

Bring 'em on!

A good chance to beat the toffees twice in a week. I can't think of a better team to draw.


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pfft dream on 



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Malky wrote:
Hey, EK the reason that none of the other Reds supporters here have stood up for Gerrard is that we know that these guys are just trying to wind us up and get a bite. By responding to them you only play into their hands. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

thank god someone picked up on it. we've had like 5 pages of uninterrupted trolling.
 you can't  possibly be a liverpool supporter with that kind of intelligence.
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Malky wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
 
Anyway, what does everyone make of the FA Cup draw?

Bring 'em on!

A good chance to beat the toffees twice in a week. I can't think of a better team to draw.


 
Haha, think 3 points in the League should be first priority, then throw out the kids, like Pacheco and Nemeth, who will have no trouble brushing them aside! Nah, but seriously, I think the League should be first priority although they will be well fired up for both games. Playing us is like their Cup Final!
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as long as the ref don't turn up looking like this we should be in with a good chance
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To be fair, if the ref deemed that a foul then Hibbert had to go being the last man, and I'm sure you won't be complaining about Neville's one, denying Lucas the chance to be a hero!
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i expect it to be a hotly contested affair as always, oh and three points to us 
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giddyup wrote:
i expect it to be a hotly contested affair as always, oh and three points to us 
 
Always is bro, always is.
 
But I think we'll take the 3 points, then root ya in the cup tie just for sh!ts and giggles...
 
Pissed I'm not gonna be able to see the matches, I'll be incommunicado in the Sounds ....
 
Blame the missus...
 
 
 
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Here's something more positive... (from www.liverpoolfc.tv)
 
Steven Gerrard has rounded off an impressive festive period by being named the PFA Fans' Player of the Month for December.
 
The Reds skipper found the net five times throughout the month, including two braces against Hull City and Newcastle United. He also picked up a host of man of the match awards.
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Malky wrote:

and Whinger
 
 
 
by whinger do you mean your own manager? as he is the biggest whinger of them all.
 
turned up to a press conference yesterday with a piece of paper listing things he wanted to cry about..."waaaaaah sir alex can complain about the referees every week and not get punished, its so unfair waaaah waaah waaaah"
"when we go to old trafford, the officials there are so mean to us.."
 
francsernal2009-01-10 12:09:38
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Absolute sh!tehouse...
 
How you start a 4-5-1 formation with no out-and-out strikers against a team that you know will be looking to play for a point is beyond me.
 
Possesion is one thing, but if you're clogging up the midfeild with no-one roaming up front then is pretty f*cking useless.
 
Angers... 
 
edit: Fingers crossed for a Scum/Chelski draw, but we really shouldn't be in a position of having to rely on other fixtures' results going our way.
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That Lucas Leiva has got to be the most average midfielder i have ever seen, Alonso was sorely missed....Why oh why Keane didnt come on for Lucas and Stevie back to midfield at half time i dont know........2 points lost there for mine 
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How come Liverpool fans don't like to sing and chant? 
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francsernal wrote:
Malky wrote:

and Whinger
 
 
 
by whinger do you mean your own manager? as he is the biggest whinger of them all.
 
turned up to a press conference yesterday with a piece of paper listing things he wanted to cry about..."waaaaaah sir alex can complain about the referees every week and not get punished, its so unfair waaaah waaah waaaah"
"when we go to old trafford, the officials there are so mean to us.."
 
oh mate while it was a "Keegan moment" people in glass houses  huh   and i'm a toff 
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