However, I did find a very good match summary. The .co.uk version is almost as awesome.
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OK. Let's try to stay positive. Or at least stable, for once.
Surprised he didn't tell the reporter that he was mentioned in a Lindisfarne classic.
I'm pretty sure that you linked to a similar article earlier Stripes but here's a recent one about Chatty Man's dad.
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Spurs due to visit St. James. That special time of year when certain entities have their divided loyalties questioned. On a related note, .co.uk has run a little article on the team's suspicious behaviour.
Too hard to call but I'd almost put money on the Toon to win by 2 goals.
Still - I think if Adebayor, Parker, Modric, Sandro, BAE, Ledley and Friedel start then 1 or 3 pts will be going back to N17. (Edit: and Bale of course!)
I'm just glad it is early on in the season so that a loss either way isn't a big deal.
It will be a great match up and unlike the first game of the season at SJP or the last game at WHL, I'm sure both sides will lift their games against a better quality opposition.
Just seen that Adebayor is marginal for the match. Presumably Pav and Defoe resume their prolific partnership then. *sarcarstic emoticon*
The Guardian is correct. Looking at the squad line ups I'm leaning more to a Tyneside triumph and a London loss.
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A major concern for Spurs will be the center of the pitch. Modric isn't exactly known for his defensive work, which could leave Parker outnumbered. Their key man is, no doubt, Bale, and Simpson may need to find a new personal best to contain him.
Newcastle's spine looks very strong - up to the neck, at least. A lot depends on the match fitness of Ba and Tiote, though they did look good before the international break. Ben Arfa should play some role, even if he doesn't start, which could be a match changer. For all that, I think the main man is still Tim Krul. When he's on form (and he's consistent), the Dutchman can simply deny the run of play.
But what do I feel? 3-0. Two from Ba, and a late goal from Taylor to put the nails in the coffin.
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A worry for Spurs will be if King is not starting (if he doesn't start he probably won't be on the bench either).
I think Parker has been an excellent acquisition for Spurs so he will be able to cope. Modric is needed to make chances for the lazy VDV.
It is Spurs good luck that HBA probably won't be starting. I think they will ride that for all it's worth.
3-1 to the Toon. But I'd be happy with a 1-1 draw!
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Magnificent finish from Shola to secure the point.
A good weekend for me at least!
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"I speak to Graham a lot," Taylor says. "He ain't as funny as his son [the comedian Alan Carr]. Graham cracks a few jokes, but they're a bit old. But he has a huge knowledge of football."
Way too much man-love going throughout that article but still a good read. I think if anyone is truly honest the Old Arse (90s-early 2000s) were good to watch.
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Not often I applaud this man, but fair play. 
Speaking of "characters", the Maiga deal appears to be going through.
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A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

Quoi! C'est le ballon d'oeuf?? Pfffft!
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Bit lucky, but not complaining. Will be watching for updates on those injuries.
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Bit lucky, but not complaining. Will be watching for updates on those injuries.