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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Junior82 wrote:
turkiye wrote:
stereotypes


That's just what I'd expect from your type!

Yeah, you're all the same!
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Everton FC wrote:
Getting asked for id for r16 movie when im 19


Wasn't me was it?

19 year old is pretty close sometimes,grow a beard.

My record is a 32 year old to an r16 movie she asked if it was r18 and I said yes,didn't have the balls to say i thought she may have been 15!

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At albany event cin?
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Everton FC wrote:
At albany event cin?


Thought you were in Wellington, for some reason.

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JanelleRT wrote:
MEN


All men piss you off?

Id get off a football forum then

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Tegal wrote:
JanelleRT wrote:
MEN


All men piss you off?

Id get off a football forum then

Not all.
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JanelleRT wrote:
Tegal wrote:
JanelleRT wrote:
MEN


All men piss you off?

Id get off a football forum then

Not all.
Thought it might be an acronym

Topic: Things that piss you off  "Mostly Everything Now"
                                                 
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The fact that it has taken SIX Fairfax/Dominion Post "journalists" to labour one point.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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dairyflat wrote:
The fact that it has taken SIX Fairfax/Dominion Post "journalists" to labour one point.
 
 
Hope the ACC and IRD are watching...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Fekin Royal Weddings !!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Kiwi Jambo wrote:
Fekin Royal Weddings !!


Just cos your Duke is an in-bred bigot!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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I hate the fact that the "Things that piss you off" thread is nearly twice as long as the "Things that rule" thread.
 
You're such a bunch of negative bastards.
 
Ahh, f**k! Now I'm doing it...
 

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The cost of inner city parking.
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Things that suck - Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (on tonight).

reinforces how sequels rarely live up to the initial concept.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Toothache.
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Footpaul wrote:
The cost of inner city parking.


The cost of inner city parking!!  AGREED!
dairyflat2010-11-25 09:13:39
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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people who expect an express bus to pick them up in town when it stops at the railway station, walk you lazy f**kers.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Was a ring in for a friends twilight team up at Te Whaea and we had a game against the second top team, who were a bunch of guys who seemed late 20s early 30s and apparently played for some reasonable teams around wgtn (in contrast we were 18-20 and had one player who was in Olympic 2nds for a while).

We somehow managed to be 3-0 up at half time, and I even got a couple nutmegs and an assist.

Then we lost 4-3 conceding the 4th with 20 seconds to play. (It was a f**king nice goal though, touch, lob, header over me, rifled volley top corner).

Am gutted though.
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/4396740/Devastated-Hamilton-retailer-burgled-twice
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timmymadden wrote:
Toothache.


Agreed. It's fucking awful.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Sunburn. Especially not good on shoulders and back.
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people who are too stupid to remember to cover up when the sun finally turns up and then complain about being burned - not directed at ytou Kiwi, just all the girls at work who are pinker than a pink thing and are moaning like it's never happened before.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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theprof wrote:
people who are too stupid to remember to cover up when the sun finally turns up and then complain about being burned - not directed at ytou Kiwi, just all the girls at work who are pinker than a pink thing and are moaning like it's never happened before.


Struggling for an appropriate metaphor here mate?

Three for me, and two for them.

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I really underestimated how much sunscreen I needed to put on so it kind of serves me right.
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Buffon II wrote:
theprof wrote:
people who are too stupid to remember to cover up when the sun finally turns up and then complain about being burned - not directed at ytou Kiwi, just all the girls at work who are pinker than a pink thing and are moaning like it's never happened before.


Struggling for an appropriate metaphor here mate?
 
Financial Times?
 
 
Cue the old gag:
 
" What's pink and hard 1st thing in the morning?"
"The Financial Times crossword"
                

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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yeah, got halfway through the statement and couldn't finish it off.theprof2010-11-29 13:33:12

Queenslander 3x a year.

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theprof wrote:
people who are too stupid to remember to cover up when the sun finally turns up and then complain about being burned - not directed at ytou Kiwi, just all the girls at work who are pinker than a pink thing and are moaning like it's never happened before.
 
Are you a gynaecologist?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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The coleman family from the countdown ads.
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Oceanic6 wrote:
The coleman family from the countdown ads.




The mum isn't half bad for someone who's had 3 kids.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
The coleman family from the countdown ads.




The mum isn't half bad for someone who's had 3 kids.
 
Has she been on Shortland Street??
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That I have to survive 8 hours at my sh*t job with sh*t pay before I can watch my beloved Phoenix play probably sh*t football for a probably sh*t result.
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way to jinx it

Queenslander 3x a year.

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nah that's a reverse jinx
I like tautologies because I like them.
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That I have to survive 8 hours at my sh*t job with sh*t pay before I can watch my beloved Phoenix play probably sh*t football for a probably sh*t result.

Get another job & another team.
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Bon f#cking Jovi.
 
Bunch of geriatric tw&ts.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Bon f#cking Jovi.
 
Bunch of geriatric tw&ts.
 
 
 
 
 
(although, as a geriatric Twit myself, I shouldn't really be agreeing with this)

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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That I have to survive 8 hours at my sh*t job with sh*t pay before I can watch my beloved Phoenix play probably sh*t football for a probably sh*t result.


Having to work and miss the game.

Things that rule: mysky

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