Nutri Bullets, Nuti Ninjas and those other similar objects are fudgeen blenders despite what the clown seller says. food extractioner, like fudge. It has blades, they spin - it's a blender.
Except that you are forgetting that the blades are specially angled, and spin at a frequncy that resonates with the ley lines and thus channels the aura of the user into harmony with the essential oils and antioxidants in the things being blended, shark, I mean "bulleted".
Which is CLEARLY much more beneficial to your Qi and helps alleviate piles.
"Phoenix till they lose"
