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Things that piss you off...

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over 13 years ago

"We're not racists but we see the absence of black players at Zenit as an important tradition"

That comment is the racism.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 13 years ago

patrick478 wrote:

"We're not racists but we see the absence of black players at Zenit as an important tradition"

That comment is the racism.

But didn't you read, they said they are not racists ....
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over 13 years ago

An Aussie test win.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 13 years ago

 Driving in the snow.

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about 13 years ago

F*cking Mayans.

Looks like it will be back to work in a couple of weeks now.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 13 years ago

People who are all talk and no action.

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about 13 years ago

 Friend arrived at mine looking ashen. He was, Friday, on SH2 between Melling and Petone. A car had come up behind him, at some speed whilst he was going by a truck,  lights flashing and horn blaring.  He got by the truck moved over and the following driver went past, pulled in front of him and jumped on the brakes!!

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about 13 years ago

Wellington fog !!!!!!

Stuck here for another day.......meant to be at work tomorrow

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about 13 years ago


Are the Salty Dogs still stuck in Welly too?

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 13 years ago

Tipping* - fucking pain in the ass. Why should I have to give extra money to someone for carrying my bags to my room, or my plate to the table when that is their job?  When I do my job correctly, does my boss put £5 down the front of my shirt and tell me to get something for myself?  No.  It is some bullshit Seppo idea that is slowly spreading across the globe.


* This has nothing to do with the fact that I have no idea how to work out what 15% of $64.80 is.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 13 years ago

 Morbidly obese people

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about 13 years ago

AJ13 wrote:

 Morbidly obese people



They serve a purpose to remind me of what I do not want to become.  
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about 13 years ago

turkiye wrote:

 Friend arrived at mine looking ashen. He was, Friday, on SH2 between Melling and Petone. A car had come up behind him, at some speed whilst he was going by a truck,  lights flashing and horn blaring.  He got by the truck moved over and the following driver went past, pulled in front of him and jumped on the brakes!!

WTF? What happened?
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about 13 years ago


Wiping the entire contents of my portable hard drive by accident after plugging it into my sisters XBox!

Furious!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:


Wiping the entire contents of my portable hard drive by accident after plugging it into my sisters XBox!


Is this a euphemism? 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 13 years ago

hlmphil wrote:

turkiye wrote:

 Friend arrived at mine looking ashen. He was, Friday, on SH2 between Melling and Petone. A car had come up behind him, at some speed whilst he was going by a truck,  lights flashing and horn blaring.  He got by the truck moved over and the following driver went past, pulled in front of him and jumped on the brakes!!

WTF? What happened?


Seems he ended up stopped on the hard shoulder. He also say he missed, not surprisingly,  getting the number of the other car.
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about 13 years ago

Forgetting to put the rubbish out for collection.

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about 13 years ago

Miserable bastards in the match thread every week, even after an awesome 3-2 comeback win I which we dominated the opposition while attempting to play attractive football, and our exciting young nz players linking up brilliantly together.


Allegedly

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about 13 years ago

Tegal wrote:

Miserable bastards in the match thread every week, even after an awesome 3-2 comeback win I which we dominated the opposition while attempting to play attractive football, and our exciting young nz players linking up brilliantly together.


This.

But at the same time it's also "Things that make me laugh" because i wonder what will ever make these people happy.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 13 years ago

patrick478 wrote:

"We're not racists but we see the absence of black players at Zenit as an important tradition"

That comment is the racism.

Any sentence that contains the phrase "not racist but" is bound to be racist. There's a whole website  dedicated to this phenomenon

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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about 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

Tegal wrote:

Miserable bastards in the match thread every week, even after an awesome 3-2 comeback win I which we dominated the opposition while attempting to play attractive football, and our exciting young nz players linking up brilliantly together.


This.

But at the same time it's also "Things that make me laugh" because i wonder what will ever make these people happy.

 

SACK RICKI!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:


Wiping the entire contents of my portable hard drive by accident after plugging it into my sisters XBox!


Is this a euphemism? 

No. I didnt put my penis into my sister!!!

 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 13 years ago

People who don't use their initiative. 

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Saw this in the supermarket this morning! Saw some marshmallow ones as well. I'm still getting over Nixmas, it's too early for Easter stuff.

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about 13 years ago

Aren't creme eggs year round?

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

Aren't creme eggs year round?

Nope. According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, they are available 1st Jan - Easter. Never seen them this early tho.
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about 13 years ago

Pretty sure they are year round. Thats according to New World though, not Wikipedia. Not sure which one to believe :)

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Maybe New World doesn't sell out of all their stock in time then. Next time I will just take a pic of the marshmallow eggs instead. Still way too early for Easter stock.

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Maybe New World doesn't sell out of all their stock in time then. Next time I will just take a pic of the marshmallow eggs instead. Still way too early for Easter stock.

Not really.  I saw Easter eggs on sale in Feb at The Warehouse last year.  Probably 2011 stock.


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about 13 years ago


The Phoenix!

:-(

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 13 years ago

Chocolate Digestives!


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Losing at home, AGAIN!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

A certain YF Exec, who used to be large, nibbling on my Wiener !!!!!!

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Kiwi Hatter wrote:

A certain YF Exec, who used to be large, nibbling on my Wiener !!!!!!

Please to much information !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Was it a coalface weiner or a corporate professional weiner?


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

Buffon II wrote:

Aren't creme eggs year round?

Nope. According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, they are available 1st Jan - Easter. Never seen them this early tho.


Hot x buns have also been out for about a week. 


Allegedly

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

 Some of the driving around Wellington of late...

i. Last week, bloke goes through a stop sign but there's nowhere for him to go and he stops dead in front of me. I brake and finish up about a metre from the side of his ute. 

ii. Yesterday, a guy stopped at a give way sign. Looks at me , approaching from his right and the only other car in sight, then pulls out in front of me whilst towing a trailer!!!

iii. Yesterday, a van driver overtook me on the inside. Let's be clear. There were not two lanes in going in our direction. Just the one. No traffic coming our way.


Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

 ...and then this morning.....NO I WILL NOT SAY ANY MORE....     

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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about 13 years ago · edited about 13 years ago · History

dairyflat wrote:

 Some of the driving around Wellington of late...

i. Last week, bloke goes through a stop sign but there's nowhere for him to go and he stops dead in front of me. I brake and finish up about a metre from the side of his ute. 

ii. Yesterday, a guy stopped at a give way sign. Looks at me , approaching from his right and the only other car in sight, then pulls out in front of me whilst towing a trailer!!!

iii. Yesterday, a van driver overtook me on the inside. Let's be clear. There were not two lanes in going in our direction. Just the one. No traffic coming our way.



i had a similar incident on the way to the game on sunday an absolute plonker pulled out of a service station talking on his phone and then stopped at a green light, had to slam on the brakes and slid to a stop inches from his bumper.
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