Things that piss you off...

Kumfarsa!

Thats what she said!

Thats what she said!

The little tongue thing that fits inside the Micro USB plug on Samsung S6 being broken after 6 months. $400 to repair through Telecom.

They claim not a warranty issue but the thing is not fit for purpose in my opinion.

If that is wear and tear after 6 months something's  seriously wrong with design

No problems with my HUAWEI.

*opens a Carlsberg*

The plugs wear out ridiculously fast on phones that are used for development because they are constantly being plugged in and out and in and out. But in this case the Consumers Guarantee's act will come in and bat for you. Especially on flagship models.

Spark is really bad when it comes to claiming shark is under warranty.

I'd give the CAB a call first but I'm pretty sure they will agree with you that it's either faulty or if its considered "wear and tear" then its not fit for purpose as that should last couple of years at least.

I had to really explicitly state why my phone was covered under the CGA and quoted the CAB before they "fixed" my phone.  (hint: they didn't fix it but with how much drama I went through and them having my phone for a couple of months I was like fudge it, ill leave it broken).

I wound up saying, Ive been advised to go through the small claims court, which neither of us want to do, and they conceeded.

People who put explosives on passenger planes

Absolutely fudgeing terrible

I thought a Tee Shirt Bomb was just a badly designed Tee shirt that didn't sell but apparently, you get a tee shirt dip it into a liquid explosive, let it dry, wear it and do yourself in.Who the hell thinks up these ideas? They are the sickos that deserve to demonstrate their ideas on themselves and eliminatre the threat to the rest of the world.

Lucifer Murdoch takes over National Geographic

When you step onto the bus then realise you need to fart.

I don't know if it will be silent or not so gotta hold it.

but don't you love holding it and then letting it rip before you get off?

Shows how much commuting in buses you do.

Yes it was in my younger years when I did live in London.

In Auckland however we have great roads and so we just drive everywhere, pick our noses, fart and drink our mochas in our cars

You've only got two great roads.

And unfortunately neither of them lead to Albany

What gets me is that you can only go north or south on them.  If they were perpendicular you could also go east-west.

Great North Road goes through West Auckland.

I am tempted to drive up on the Saturday of the game, leaving here about 8am, should get me there in plenty of time for kick off. Where's the car parking up there?

The problem is holding it that long meant 2 things:
1) it would have erupted and I have to keep catching that bus.
2) at that point I couldn't guarantee what would leave my body.

In Auckland this is a common event when travelling up Khyber Pass Road.

Fhyber Gass Road?

Men are so confusing

Not personally at you I <3 Nix, but......

having to work today.....

Dickheads throwing /wasting a perfectly good beer onto other fans that did not invite or want it.

religious extremists

Extremists wether they be Religious or not.

Pauline Hanson.

Hope it wasnt a craft beer. That would have sent all the Hipsters into meltdown

Nah they were all "pfft, I've seen better throws".

Arthritis.

Codiene is helping today, though it does make me feel a bit dopey...

Assistant to the Junior Intern managed to send one of my Delicious Happi Daze beers about three rows down the zone before a ball was even kicked! #SackPatrick

Oh? Please note this Fun Police - watch Patrick.