Mainland Premier League (Part 2)

who had the fight at westerns training I want a 3way ladder match .. I'm always here waiting 

Erm very cryptic Wang Chang, you're prawn crackers! Not sure I'm fully on-board with what you mean and my current job wouldn't allow for spare time to do that, although it does sound good fun! Just on my lunch break now - can you tell Mother Chang to whip up her famous Pad Thai for me? Thanks dumpling :)

Jesus Chubby, you sound exactly like Russell Brand!! Mother Chang is too busy making Dim Sim for the real wang chang sorry.

Happy to team up with you and knock those Western fellas out, but then my wrestle mania 2002 experience will come out and I'll knock you out too! 

I thought Macca had recovered from his knee surgery?? Hasn't he been playing the last few months? He sells me my shoes at Shoe Clinic and I thought he said he was back playing? Agree with your prediction though in that game!

As for my beloved Ferrymead Bays, we will coast past western! Everton, Dando and Fraser Angus will do the job needed for us to get to the final and have our revenge on Coastal Spirit a.k.a wang chan, the real wang chan, chubby apkom, 2 touch me and whoever else is on this forum.

Good luck and see you all soon

Coastal will walk over FC. They're utter garbage. Western will be walked over by Ferrymead also. They're American boy must be off in the next week or so. Bays have looked a lot stronger in recent weeks from what I've seen of them. Think Andy Tuckey is key to the rest of Ferrymead's cup campaign, recently fit again. The boy had been in tantalising form before his injury, he's an absolute joy to watch. Brilliant striker. Should then set up a terrific final for the neutrals. Don't think coastal will have it as easy as some think they will (TRAIN) 

Let me tell you beer bellied sharecroppers one thing...

I have just posted story on the latest signing, striker Stephen Hoyle, on the Canterbury United thread.

Don't know what you've seen of Tuckey that I haven't. I think he is someone who thinks he is too good for his own boots, winges a lot and will not impact in any way,shape or form for the rest of the season! Hope we go with Dando up top, he is a league legend who always causes problems!

Dando as you affectionately call him is an embarrassment to the league, not a legend. Club swapper, diver, moaner, does nothing. And he's a lawyer and on the Board of Mainland. Sheesh!

Russell Brand? Ha! I think he's a bigger Wang than you. You've lost me again sorry Chang, you're very 'Dim Sim' indeed.

Affectionately call him ? Is it not his real name?? Only reason he is a "club swapper" is cause he is in high demand! Moaner? More like appealing. 

Both Dando (aka Ando aka Chris aka moaning myrtle) and Andy Tuckey are absolute tripe. With Ando being more tripe than Andy. How Ando made the Otago united squad a few years ago I'll never know, for as long as I've watched him he's always been as per Vims description but sharkter if thts a word.

Buzz off ???

Who ever this guy is I don't remember noticing him during a game but he could go and play Sunday League. 

Do Coastal Rovers need a striker?

Can see why you support Bays

Again?? That happened few seasons back didnt it?

Competition Notes

* Round 19 Christchurch United played ineligible player 3-0 to opposition.
** Round 19 Christchurch United falsified teamsheet 3 points deducted

Class players like DANDO, Everton and Fraser is why I support them :) who do you support?

Angus and da young UK lad are decent players but there's no way you can convince me tht Andos class. Perhaps it time you made tht appt at Specsavers. N I support Coastal always have always will.

Congratulations Sean Liddicoat for making NZ U20 squad. Unfortunately we wont have him at the end of the season :( My source isnt a solid one.. Might be mnissing the Tech game

Also congrats to the coaches at Coastal that passed their respective certificates. Im told there were 3 or 4 of them. Gosh this club is doing good things. Some brilliant coaches in the ranks. Best club for coach education as far as im aware.

this chat is great. Was real quiet between 7-9 last night which is weird 

Agreed, most people on this chat seem to be Coastal Fans/Players! ???, apkom, 2 touch me , Chang triplets 

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Or judging by the posting of some probably the same person!

better than tinder 

Confused by this comment???

What is tinder ?

Qualifiers for the Under 20 the OFC Championship are from 3 - 17 September so would be away for date of the English Cup Final, with final build up before the OFC Champs, a couple of weeks before this, I think I recall reading recently.

Slurpy slitpster slushy! We all know you are the king of tinder

A much more spread selection of games this week:

:)

No MPL action this weekend due to the Chatham Cup quarter-final - Cashmere Technical verses Miramar Rangers at Garrick Memorial Park at 2pm.

Im told Coastal have a friendly in the morning behind closed doors against a foreign team. Will try find out where

After hearing that Cash Tech have attained two additional players for the run-in to the season, in connection with the club's recent injuries, I'm personally not sure how to take it and I'm interested to hear the views of other MPL fans and players.

I mean, does that suggest that the Cash Tech squad is lacking in depth and a poor quality one beyond the starting XI? Or that the manager doesn't have faith in his no.12-no.18 bench players?

I personally know a few Cash Tech players who regularly find themselves on the bench and we've spoken about the impact of such new appointments who are more than likely going to put straight into the team with priority. Disappointed and discouraged were the most prominent words used.

It's common knowledge that Coastal Spirit are pushing Cash Tech ever harder for the MPL crown and that the club are again desperate for Chatham Cup glory, however isn't there a case for player loyalty and to develop younger players when a chance arises like this through injuries. Look at Marcus Rashford at United, he and his club epitomise this. 

Clearly Tech are lacking some depth if they are calling in players not already in their squad. I am surprised they didn't try sign Matt C from Coastal with all the injuries to their back four. I know you definitely rate him highly Akpom and i sure do have a real Chubby for him! 

Who are the "two additional players" that are understood to be brought in? 

All I see on the Mainland clearances page is: 

At a crucial stage of the season, along with the injuries, they have also lost both Oscar and Louie (although injured for awhile) Evans as they head to the states with their respective scholarships. Understandable on Cash Tech's part to bolster the squad to maintain standards, and that is not to say they are or are not taking away from those players #12-#18. It's a competition, and they want to win....just like every other team. 

Matt C has been at Tech before, 2015 I think, then went to Halswell before signing for Coastal earlier this season.