PMSL at that one, Stevo
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Poor guy failed his driving license test. He still thinks he would
of been 'armless to other drivers though
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PMSL at that one, StevoIs that the sound of One Hand clapping Jag???
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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I'd make a pun, but I don't feel like going out on a limb to do so.
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At his wedding they didn't have a buffet, only finger food.....
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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If at his wedding he got drunk, would that make him legless too?
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A Sun reporter was at a media conference for Sir Paul McCartney. He
asked Sir Paul, "After the divorce is final, will you get legless?"
Sir Pauls response was a banging down of his hand on the table
and he said "For f**ks sake, her name is Heather!"
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Maybe he could lend one of your coats LG!!!
Anyone got a safety pin?
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How do you get a armed man down from a tree?
Wave to him
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looks a handy player though. the nix could get him on the cheap if
he gets the....... elbow
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How do you hang a man with a wooden leg??
You don't, you use a rope.
I'll get me coat and bring a spare for you know who!!
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A couple of things about Kevin Phillips...
1 - he's currently on a little over $20k/week. WBA
had to outbid Sunderland to sign him last season and gave him a
very tasty contract to get him to sign.
2 - he's settled in the midlands, the other deciding factor in
his move to WBA rather than Sunderland was that he wouldn't have to
move his wife and kids.
3 - he thought he was finished when he got injured earlier
this season.
4 - if WBA get promoted they'll almost certainly release
him. If they don't they'll offer him a 1 year deal on reduced
cash.
I'd say the chances of him joining Nix are slim - there's a
lot of clubs in the midlands who'd probably offer him good terms
for the next couple of years (Coventry, Wolves, even Walsall -
especially if they go up this year). Still, never say
never.
I can guarantee that Wolves won't sign him, under any circumstances. Nothing is definate in football - if you signed Don Goodman, you could sign SKP. Walsall won't be able to afford his wages depends how ambitious they are if promoted, Coventry may if they can sort out their takeover, but he isn't really a Dowie sort of player. If they lose Mifsud, they'll need a little man to feed on the scraps. I think the odds are that he'll stay at the s**t, whatever happens to them concerning promotion to the prem. Very probable - think he'll retire at the end of next season myself
Who knows? Pity it didn't work out for him - we
(Sunderland) really held him back in the last 2 years - failed to
give him any kind of midfield to work infront of. If he had
left in 2001 he could have stayed at the top level for years.
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I've got to hand it to benjamin.
At least he has tried single handedly to get this topic back
on track!
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......Spoilsport
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
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......Spoilsport
I concur!
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Banstick??
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A one armed Hard News waving the Ban Stick...
C-Diddy2008-01-11 16:34:59
Now there's a thought!!!
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I'm back from the pub so watch it Farken...
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One-Armed AND Legless!!!
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Nah, just a couple of quiets with Smithy, and the Eejit wandered
past and popped in for one on his way to D4.
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You trying to twist my arm?
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I'm going to pass on the offer.
But while we're on the subject of time, the QPR player that
has been mentioned on this thread wouldn't get a job as a
clock...
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To the best of my knowledge there's been no QPR amputees. What's
the name??
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Your shot of Ainsworth... keep up LG, keep up.
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Quote from Wikipedia about Gareth Ainsworth:
Hahahahahaha
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I
get it now, sorry lads, I don't use wikipaedia. Wild Things is past
his best but still gives 110% - Reminds me of Cov's. Gareth is in a
band too as the lead singer and they're quite popular amongst the
London Scene.
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f**k it! It sounded like we lacked guts 2knight -
so this QPR guy has twisted my arm. He must
have plenty of ticker to survive the rigors of playing pro
football with one arm tied behind his back.
ARRRRGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: For sunday - go 'crisis of cofidence' Adelaide. Pull
through please!!!!
Stevo2008-01-12 02:33:27
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Apparently his favourite movie is "Armageddon"! But he's too mean
to stump up the cash for the DVD.......
Coat's on!
Coat's on!
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
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Gareth is in a band too as the lead singer...
Well he's hardly gonna be playing the farken guitar!!!
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C'mon fellas. Have an arm....opps heart.
Already, Gareth's missus has bought him extra pairs
of shorts in anticipation of the a-league summer season.
Stubbies apparently.
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Yeah, she got herself a couple of dresses for the beach at the same
time. Off-the-shoulder numbers, obviously
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
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At least he hasn't appeared on Nip/Tuck!
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the
Paw thing !!
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Magic*****waits in breathless anticipation for the 12 pages of cat puns coming up***** Jag2008-01-12 17:24:46
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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His most admired person: Admiral Nelson. Favourite movie: Finding Nemo.
But I have a feeling he maybe a little 'one-armed' about this though.
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Ah, all these off the cuff jokes. You've got to luv them.
I think that the original point of this thread might have got a bit lost. Hope whoever started the thread doesn't get up in arms about us hijacking it....
I think that the original point of this thread might have got a bit lost. Hope whoever started the thread doesn't get up in arms about us hijacking it....
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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