C'mon Jag. What's the matter with a one-armed QPR guy
playing for the nix? 'Arm' certainly having a laugh...
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What you mean as a right-sided midfield player, maybe....
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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I'd think he'd give his right hand to play anywhere to be
honest.
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Well armless or not Ainsworth would be a BIG improvement on Elrich
!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Is he related to the great Indian cricketer Mohinder "cut his"
Armanath....?
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Is he related to the great Indian cricketer Mohinder "cut his"
Armanath....?
Yahoo! Welcome to the pun party, Coxey. Thanks for coming in to to lend a hand.....
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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It seems he's a real handful in the closing minutes. Well
known for scoring late winners thus pinching
points. Hence the nickname 'The One-Armed Bandit'.
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What you mean as a right-sided midfield player, maybe....
Before I hit the sack. If our friend Gareth did give up
his right arm to play for the nix, he would almost certainly
have to play in a central position. He'd have
better 'balance' for this positionally switch-a-roo...
Stevo2008-01-13 06:04:20
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Whoever's had a hand in turning this thread into slapstick should
feel ashamed of themselves!
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Phillips has scored again for West Brom at Hull. If we do get
him, it will be a great coup.
While typing this, Phillips has set up the Baggies 2nd.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Is he related to the great Indian cricketer Mohinder "cut his"
Armanath....?
No, he's related to Madonnacant Singh.
(Yes, I too have all the Twelthman Cd's)
Lonegunmen2008-01-13 12:27:31
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Friday Dec 21 2007 07:09
West Bromwich Albion manager Tony Mowbray remains confident
that Kevin Phillips will sign a new contract at The
Hawthorns.
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Tuesday Dec 18 2007 11:50
Veteran former England international Kevin Phillips is keen to
sign a new contract with West Brom
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Hecantski, Hecanski, Wecanallski, f**koffyabitch were all Aussie
internationals according to the 12th Man. Oh and "Smith - I'm not
sure if I've pronounced that right!" "Australia 4 England 0."
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Cheer me up. Will Kevin Phillips be our lucky charm next
season?
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This is all getting out of hand.
Sorry to disapoint you but Phillips will NOT be at the Phoenix next year!
Did anyone hear the football hour on Radio sports on Sunday night? I just caught the end of the interview with the Aussie correspondent and he said that everyone in OZ are saying its a done deal for Durante and some other guy whose name I missed....Porter or Potts or something have signed for the Phoenix.
Did anyone hear the other name. Great news about Durante...a current Socceroo defender in the Phoenix
Sorry to disapoint you but Phillips will NOT be at the Phoenix next year!
Did anyone hear the football hour on Radio sports on Sunday night? I just caught the end of the interview with the Aussie correspondent and he said that everyone in OZ are saying its a done deal for Durante and some other guy whose name I missed....Porter or Potts or something have signed for the Phoenix.
Did anyone hear the other name. Great news about Durante...a current Socceroo defender in the Phoenix
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Wasn't Joel Porter, was it? He might be a handful up front (Sorry, can't help myself!)
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Bring Phillips (To his new) Home!!!
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Could be him....he certainly would be handee!
If it is him don't like the sound of " 10 months out with a serious knee injury..sound like anyone we know?" (wikipedia)
If it is him don't like the sound of " 10 months out with a serious knee injury..sound like anyone we know?" (wikipedia)
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All this conjecture is getting a bit silly is it not? surely we can
stop guessing and wait and see who Ricki announces for next season!
Pretty sure there will be a couple of gaps left by Aloisi and
Elrich when one retires and the other is dumped.
Queenslander 3x a year.
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According to that fountain of all knowledge, Four Four Two,
the Jets are looking at 2 Perth defenders which might mean that
they're getting ready to replace Durante. Or, knowing 442, it might
all be a load of bollocks
Lighten up, Prof. The title of the thread is Transfer
Conjecture, so it's going to have all sorts of rubbish in
it. Personally, I'd like to hand it to the person who started the
thread, I think it's been one of the more entertaining threads on
here for a while.
Jag2008-01-14 10:55:09
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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The Prof hasn't caught One-Armed Fever yet!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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The Prof hasn't caught One-Armed Fever yet!
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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All this conjecture is getting a bit silly is it not? surely we can
stop guessing and wait and see who Ricki announces for next season!
Pretty sure there will be a couple of gaps left by Aloisi and
Elrich when one retires and the other is dumped.
Yes, but we have 5 months to fill in so theres not a lot else
to do
Normo's coming home
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All this conjecture is getting a bit silly is it not? surely we can
stop guessing and wait and see who Ricki announces for next season!
Pretty sure there will be a couple of gaps left by Aloisi and
Elrich when one retires and the other is dumped.
Yes, but we have 5 months to fill in so theres not a lot else
to do
That's spot on JD!
So Prof, grab the opportunity with one hand and join us in all
the fun!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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These puns are brilliant, but unfortunately I haven't the wit to come up with any myself.loyalgunner2008-01-14 12:42:06
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Yeah Prof, this is just a bit of 'armless fun.
What are we going to talk about between now and July? This
must be the longest off season in any football league in the
world.
Except maybe the Mongolian M-League who have to shut down for
9 months coz the pitches are buried in snow!!!!!
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Yeah Prof, this is just a bit of 'armless fun.
What are we going to talk about between now and July? This
must be the longest off season in any football league in the
world.
Except maybe the Mongolian M-League who have to shut down for
9 months coz the pitches are buried in snow!!!!!
And because they kept losing the balls over the edges of the
mountains!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Oram to Mashrafe Mortaza, OUT, stunning catch and what a way
to end the series.... pitches outside off and Mortaza frees his
arms on seeing that width, he punches it uppishly on the back foot
and Mills at point does brilliantly to fling himself to his right
and pull of the catch one-handed
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Great piece of Commentary Hard News.
Give me FIVE, brother!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Why did the manager kick the one arm man out of the holiday
resort?
It was only for tourists.
It was only for tourists.
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Why did the manager kick the one arm man out of the holiday
resort?
It was only for tourists.
It was only for tourists.
Quality.Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Don't get it.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Oh why do you feel the need to mock me?
You wanna fight like a man? Come here and i'll bite yer legs
off!!!
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Bwaaahahahahahahaha!
I need stitches!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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The poor guy got a new singlet for Xmas but he had to
take it back to the shop 'cos the sleeves were too long for him....
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Don't get it.
Concentrate on the word tourists.
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Oh why do you feel the need to mock me?
You wanna fight like a man? Come here and i'll bite yer legs
off!!!
Nice of you to join us. I hear you're in a band. Do you play any
songs by The Bangles?Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Off topic but re Bridges departure from Sydney:
He also revealed he had hoped to make the squad to play against Wellington last week, just so he would get his boots cleaned for him.
Bridges explained: "The day before we travelled last time, I was cleaning my boots after training and a couple of the lads said, 'Leave the mud on, don't bother. You'll get stopped at customs, they'll take your boots off you, clean them and give you them back'.
"I thought it was a wind-up, but sure enough, when I got them back from customs they were brand new!"
He also revealed he had hoped to make the squad to play against Wellington last week, just so he would get his boots cleaned for him.
Bridges explained: "The day before we travelled last time, I was cleaning my boots after training and a couple of the lads said, 'Leave the mud on, don't bother. You'll get stopped at customs, they'll take your boots off you, clean them and give you them back'.
"I thought it was a wind-up, but sure enough, when I got them back from customs they were brand new!"
http://au.fourfourtwo.com/news/67647,clubs-queue-up-for-bridges.aspx[/QUOTE]
May have already been suggested but how much would it cost to
sign Bridges?
Hard News2008-01-14 13:35:11
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