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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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So we will be the first to go, in about 100 minutes?

Was going to go out for a run. Not sure I'll bother now.

I know, I know, its serious!

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I better have a quick shower freshen up can't spend eternity smelling like muddy poo 
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Junior82 wrote:
So haven't you guys got your tickets? We got ours ages ago. Aisle 23 row Z (under cover).

I'll post here and let you know what it's like.


Over-rated.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Disappointed to say the least.Dear evangelist guy, Jesus loves you Everybody else thinks you're an Arsehole
giddyup2011-05-21 21:33:18
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Maybe this is what he meant?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Election year and all the stoopid.
 
Why as a tiny democratic country do we have such a short parliamentary term of 3 years?  Wouldn't it be more cost-effective and better for policy implementation to have a 4 or 5 year period?
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Diego's Son, the downside of FFT.
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
Diego's Son, the downside of FFT.


Mods! Ban her for defamation!

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KiwiChick1 wrote:
FFT.


Fixed.

Three for me, and two for them.

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QUEENSLAND!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Buffon II wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
FFT.


Fixed.
 
There are actually some great guys on there, away from all the crazies and trolls in AF.
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C-Diddy wrote:
QUEENSLAND!
 
 
hahahahahahahahahaha!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Mugabe - you pillock

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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the coverage of the indy 500 this morning. got up at 330 to watch it and it was about a 50/50 split of racing and ads
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I watched every year from Sky's start until about 5 years ago when the ads finally drove me mental so stopped taking the day off.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Just realised I will be going under general anesthetic as the All Whites v. Mexico kicks off
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Hard News wrote:
I watched every year from Sky's start until about 5 years ago when the ads finally drove me mental so stopped taking the day off.

 
yea at least with the nascar coverage when they go to an ad on the american network we keep getting coverage but just without comentating. it usually just stays on one cars onboard camera.

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aitkenmike wrote:
Just realised I will be going under general anesthetic as the All Whites v. Mexico kicks off
 
Stink but general anaesthetic rules. I wish I could sleep like that everynight.
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American Conservative morons - esp ones who accuse Sesame Street  of spreading the 'radical agenda' of the left side

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Gangsta! wrote:
List anything that pisses you off


Planking, and anyone who thinks planking is hilarious/awesome/cool.

It's not.

It's rise in popularity dumbfounds me to the same levels when the "ProYo" and "Chatter-ring" fad was about.

Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic 
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Colin Giltrap!!!!
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Act party.

Don, Roger, Rodney (for now) and now with added Bob Clarkson

Idealogues and rednecks.

Oh and of course Banksy - how could I miss him out?

Junior822011-06-02 08:13:26

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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mikecj wrote:
Gangsta! wrote:
List anything that pisses you off


Planking, and anyone who thinks planking is hilarious/awesome/cool.

It's not.

It's rise in popularity dumbfounds me to the same levels when the "ProYo" and "Chatter-ring" fad was about.
 
Anyone who gets caught planking at my school gets suspended
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
mikecj wrote:
Gangsta! wrote:
List anything that pisses you off


Planking, and anyone who thinks planking is hilarious/awesome/cool.

It's not.

It's rise in popularity dumbfounds me to the same levels when the "ProYo" and "Chatter-ring" fad was about.
 
Anyone who gets caught planking at my school gets suspended
 
How will you know if they are planking and not just a plank?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
mikecj wrote:
Gangsta! wrote:
List anything that pisses you off


Planking, and anyone who thinks planking is hilarious/awesome/cool.

It's not.

It's rise in popularity dumbfounds me to the same levels when the "ProYo" and "Chatter-ring" fad was about.
 
Anyone who gets caught planking at my school gets suspended
 
How will you know if they are planking and not just a plank?
 
Easy, when you push them off the tall object they're lying on, they'll scream. A plank wouldn't.
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Then its not really Planking if they scream and break character is it.

Allegedly

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standard of driving. Just drove from Lower Hutt to Kelburn. Was...

Tailgated.
Had someone go through a red light...missed him.
Lane changing without indicating....  missed him. Proof that brakes work in any case...
Car coming toward me on Waiwhetu Road drfted across onto my side...  other driver was trying to pick something up from the floor (I think)...
 
If I have offended soneone and there is money out on me just let me know....
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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cyndi lauper
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Downey26 wrote:
cyndi lauper

Why?
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Wongo wrote:
Downey26 wrote:
cyndi lauper

Why?
 
i duno really, a video of hers came on the telly and it annoyed me
 
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Showing your true colours there Downey26. I don't want to be your friend.

You don't know.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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cutting a chilli then accidentallly rubbing my eye. pretty sure thats the most unpleasent experience of my life
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Downey26 wrote:
cutting a chilli then accidentallly rubbing my eye. pretty sure thats the most unpleasent experience of my life
 
 
Good job you did'nt need a p**s 

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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Guy at the, now gone, Mexican Cantina in Edward Street chopped up a tray of chillis and made that error....   was nasty.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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rinsed my contact lenses over and over and tried to put them in again about 5 hours after it happened and it was terrible. cant seem to get the chilli off them

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Downey26 wrote:

rinsed my contact lenses over and over and tried to put them in again about 5 hours after it happened and it was terrible. cant seem to get the chilli off them

 
Contact lenses suck. I'm going to have to have the lazer at some point. A similar thing happened as Kiwi Hatter mentioned. We had a team run at work and having picked up a bit of calf trouble I liberally smeared on Deep Heat only to then go and immediately have a wazz sans washing my hands.
 
It's actually not as bad as you'd think.
 
Things that piss me off #53670?
 
Computer games that are released but are still really buggy. Bought Shogun Total War 2 as the only one I've ever missed out of the series is Napolean siince the first Shogun.
 
Can't get past one of the AI clan moves in the campaign turn phase. Verified cache etc - Nothing.
 
Bought Magicka and that is pretty much unplayable too. As anyone actually ever tried to get a refund off of Steam or Impulse? I might add Impulse seems to have far less problems than Steam.
 
 

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Auckland based news reader on Prime News just now called Newtown, the Wgtn suburb, Newton as in the suburb in Auckland. its just lazy newsreading and insulting to non-super cittites.

Salmon swim upstream

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Salmon07 wrote:
Auckland based news reader on Prime News just now called Newtown, the Wgtn suburb, Newton as in the suburb in Auckland. its just lazy newsreading and insulting to non-super cittites.
 
Bit like Shaun Summerfield on TV3 sport calling Jake Gleeson - Jack.
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Salmon07 wrote:
Auckland based news reader on Prime News just now called Newtown, the Wgtn suburb, Newton as in the suburb in Auckland. its just lazy newsreading and insulting to non-super cittites.


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Bit like Shaun Summerfield on TV3 sport calling Jake Gleeson -�Jack.
That could be the commentator's fault. They were clueless when Jake came on

Fuck this stupid game

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Don't even get me started on Aucklanders miss-reporting stuff in national news..
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